Welcome to another edition of #acloserlook. This time we are going to dive into a deep look at the cannabis strain Crazy Miss Hyde. [Hyd] This strain has been bred originally by SamSara seeds from what I have read. I have included a link to the breeder, along with to the strain info on Leafly, for those whom want to look further into this strain, deeper than my review will get.
I have been looking at introducing a more professional look to the reviews I am posting. This week I will try another new format, another social experiment to see what looks good, what grabs a response, and most of all what delivers a top notch high quality cannabis review, and how does it look?
I will be introducing my 100 percenter scale this week, this scale will be the road map for all future bud reviews. There are 10 categories, of which can be ranked 0 - 10. After the complete scorecard is done the category scores will be added for a final review score. This will allow me to adequately give data driven responses to a correct and accurate strain review.
Categories are as follows:
9. Body Affect
The color of this batch of Hyd is nice. Not the brightest, the colors are a bit washed out. It may be the laden yellowish trichomes tinting the overall color of these buds, however I think this bud could be a bit sharper in color. The purples almost have a touch of grey to them, not necessarily meaning bad weed, it isn't moldy, just washed out. Have a look...
This strain does not get my award for a kick ass smell in the bag, I was astonished; forgive me for the description, it smelled like a girls cooch and cat piss. Have yourself a smell...
The structure of this batch of Hyd is hit-n-miss. Some of the buds have some nice structure, some of the buds leave you wondering. Anyone that grows would understand, it seems like I got more lower/inner buds than outer/top buds. The inner most lower buds on a cannabis plant seem to be more leafy, and not as dense than those picked further up and out the stems. Here are some pictures of the better structures I found in this 1/2 ounce...
These buds are on the frostier side of life! This is one thing that this bud does have going for it. Look at the crystals in these shots...
Like structure, the density of this batch of Hyd is hit-n-miss. Some of the buds you just can't squeeze, some of the buds are light and feathery. I really do not like soft-light-feathery weed. When I get a bag of this Structure/Density quality, I know right away I am going to burn through the sack extra quickly. As that soft light weed seems to just burn up to nothing, and within a couple hits. A couple more shots to show some of the density variety here...
This bud is definitely ripe.
As with soft weed, it doesn't grind up all that well. The Hyd likes to get stuck and wrapped around my grinder tines. Putting these buds through the grinder really emphasizes the differences in density from bud to bud. Some buds grind and some buds do not. I find myself just stuffing the popcorn chunks straight into my unit of choice with no regard to how its going to burn, because it's going to burn through.
There is more to go through but all the sudden uploads are not responding. Possibly this post has reached the bandwidth limit. The rest of the post will be of text then I guess. I will post another article of some more of the nugporn I have taken of this strain.
This is a very flowery taste, I think it could pass as I just smoked a flower. You know a daisy, lilac, rose. Not much cannabis flavor, maybe a hint.
This is a great body stopper if you smoke too much, you'll straight just close your eyes and sleep. In proper quantities of this ganja, the feelings are superb, not to draggy, not to excited.
This is the affect on the mind, and this weed has it. It is very easy to get stoned on this grass, and for me to get stoned is impressive. I'm not talking I catch a good buzz, I can actually get stoned on Hyd. That alone may make me look past all the qualities this strain has that I do not care for. In the end I get stoned.
Until next time stoners, I hope this review lived up to the Smoke name, and remember toe toe toke it up!