Strain: Chem De La Chem
Species: Hybrid ⚖️ • Sativa-Dominant Hybrid
|First Glance||Zoom 🔎||Poured Out|
Genetics 🧬 - Chemdog x I95 • “a deep cut bred from Triangle Kush and a Legend OG X Stardawg IX2 hybrid” according to Weedmaps.
Potency 🔋 • 31.2% THC
The batch I am reviewing here tested at 31.2% THC, Test by Steephill Labs in Maryland.
A real Kief-maker.
Lab Test 🧪
Full Report 📝 Chem De La Chem:
• THC: .70% • THCA: 30.50% • CBG: .20% • CBGA: 60% • alpha-Pinene: .06% • beta-Pinene: .09% • Myrcene: .35% • Limonene: .60% • Terpinolene: .02% • Linalool: .08% • Caryophyllene: .28% • Humulene: .10% • Nerolidol: .05% • Eudesmol: .02%
CHEM DE LA CHEM
|#Terpenes||Benefits & Effects||Aroma|
|Myrcene||Anti-Inflammatory, Pain-Relief, Antibiotic, Sedative||🍊🍋|
|Caryophyllene||Anti-Inflammatory, Pain-Relief, Antioxidant, Relaxation||🍂🌳|
|Pinene||Anti-Inflammatory, Pain Relief, Antibiotic||🌲|
|Limonene||Anti-Inflammatory, Appetite Control, Gastric Reflux||🍋🍊|
Effects & Thoughts 💭
The Chem De La Chem #strain is a monster. The ONLY one that I felt could hang with the infamous Garlic Cookies 🍪, which I reviewed as my first contribution here on Smoke.io. The ganja ate its Wheaties!
First hit goes straight to the dome 🧠
It went right for my brain on the first toke. A cerebral, heady buzz greets you right away. If you are not into the more brain-blasting Sativa, this one might take you on a trip. A creative and imaginative, soaringly high, buzz sets in almost instantly.
It will take you, with all your baggage, on an upward trajectory to space. Buckle up, buddy!
In THE ZONE you go with intense focus...
Thick coat of trichomes like it was preparing for an Arctic voyage. It looks like even the trichomes have trichomes on them. A true work of craftsmanship. Glorious #strain to sit and look at.
It smells like a skunk sprayed a pine cone that’s laying in a lavender field somewhere. A distinct smelling strain that I find hard to describe. It truly has a Earthy scent mixed with a light lavender and strong, piney-skunk.
...And the #trichomes look like they grew trichomes 😆
👅 Flavor & Smell 👃
Skunky pine cones with lemon juice on it with mixed hint of ⛽️ Diesel/Chem in the middle of a lavender field. Very hash-like on the exhale and the flavor really expresses it dynamic composition. I find it hard to describe the taste, but patients can expect citrusy hash notes in this strain. It packs a whopping 31.2% THC and loaded on #terpenes, so it will certainly treat you to a trip, beginning at first taste.
When you combust this strain it tastes a bit different than how it smells. Very flavorful smoke and even better when vaped. You’ll find enhanced effects and flavor with low-med vape temperatures with Chem De La Chem, no doubt.
Alert and aware. I found this strain to take my mind to a different level. Great for productivity, excellent for creativity and writing. I felt like my senses were slapped awake with a cold rag. Uplifting and euphoric, turned up to 10 and the knob broke off.
🚨 Munch Mayhem Level: low
In-Da-Couch Level: extremely low
Energy Level: Very High ⚡️
I fired a bong right before going to bed just to experiment: 🤔
What a terrible idea 💡🔨 - I advise not to if you have kids or important activities the next day. It took me hours to fall asleep and I must’ve entered a time warp because a few hours past (laying there in bed) and I was just thinking the entire time. I took a few laps inside my head and got very little sleep, so it is not a evening strain for me.
I was google searching random questions late at night, like...
Chem De La Chem is a mad scientist with a 🚀 rocket booster. Strap in and hang on ‘cuz your ass is about to launch when you 🔥 this up. Grab a handle and hang TF on!* It’s a mindtrip and stimulating to all senses. It’s a keeper. Great bud structure, trichomes for miles, and all the effects and flavor in one flower strain.
Daddy Daycare 2.0’s 🍩 RATING
🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 (5/5) + 🗺 (directions to my house because it’s always welcome!)
this rating, like all ratings, is made up entirely. Chem De La Chem earns all five 🍩’s PLUS a 🗺 (map) so it can find its way back to me because I 💚 it. This shit is rage-fire.
Some video should enhance these reviews... What do you think, #smokefam?
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