Before the hobbits return home, the @Ganja King @Carpediem, marries his one love @Li-Art and announces the first-ever Middle @Cannabis Earth Canna-Fest where he also appoints smoke.io's newest witness @D00k13 to oversee the potency of the magical dabs being made by the elves that are forever to be known as @Jessica's Smotion as well as the dwarfs who are pressing some mighty hash and also forever to be known as Charas throughout all of Middle @Cannabis Earth.
The elven historian @LordofTruth is present and writes accurate records for this monumental and historical event. For his life-saving and heroic efforts, the @Ganja King bestows him one gold leaf chillum pipe that doubles as a writing pen, 100-packs of @Elamental's rolling papers, 2-kilos of imported Purple Haze from @DankofAmerica, a lifetime subscription to @HighTimes magazine, the first edition of @HerbnCrypto's Smoke Development Progress Update #5, and a new metal grinder from Lord @Indica as the crowd cheers wildly for him.
The Wizard then rolls a giant magical spliff with the Charas and Smotion and shares it with his smoke.io friends. After setting his beard on fire with a blowtorch, he lowers his staff and makes a bag of @cannabis seeds from @XXOXX magically explode in front of a crowd of young onlookers.
Eventually, @Raz and his smoke.io friends who are extremely hungover decide to return home. @Li-Art gives @Raz a @cannabis infused aspirin for his journey to the lands of @ChooseFreedom, should he discover the memory of his quest unbearable or throw up. Accompanied by all of their smoke.io friends, elves, and the half-baked pony @Stoner, the hobbits start their leisurely journey home.
They first travel to the Houses of @BGW in Rohan, where @Luismy and @Adelepazani give @Stash an ancient water bong, and whose sound is said to frighten enemies and hearten stoners. At Isengard, they discover that @Ganjaman has let the greatly diminished @A4illusionist go, along with @TaskManager.
During their journey north, they come upon @A4illusionist himself, traveling like the stoner-gypsy @DaveDickeyyall with @TaskManager carrying his luggage. @Psyceratopsb offers him one final chance, which he spurns. After a heated argument among the group, he gets one last word in, warning the hobbits that the Shire may not be what they expect upon returning home.
When they arrive at @ChooseFreedom, they tell @Barge Baggins about their adventure and relax while smoking the Charas in @Stash's new water bong. @Barge gives @Raz his notes and book, and at last, the four hobbits start their journey home, joined by only the Wizard because @Stoner the half-baked pony is led away by @Bundo the bulldog.
The anniversary of @Raz's stabbing at Weathertop arrives. He is reminded of the pain of his injury as he passes the hill, and days later it still troubles him. When they reach the township of @MrTree420, they discover the once peaceful town heavily armed.
Although the news of the @Ganja King's return is reassuring and almost speechless that @Carpediem is the @Ganja King, @Maxstrell at the @Smokeasaurusrex Inn has enough troubles to worry about. Thugs have been attacking travelers, and the @cannabis trade at the Shire has come to screeching halt.
The hobbits are surprised to learn that in the innkeeper's eyes they appear to be of royalty with their eleven swords and armor of the @Cannaweedness army, which displays the power of the White Widow @Cannabis Tree of Gondor on its chest. The following day they score some Gelato from @Skylinebuds and move on as they wonder WTF happened to the Shire while they were away?
When they arrive at the Barrowdowns, @Psyceratopsb leaves them to visit their old friend @Unnamed. @Unnamed is impressed with the courage and bravery of the once naive and stupid hobbits and the fire Gelato. He expresses confidence that whatever situation awaits them in the Shire, it's nothing beyond their control.
When they reach the Brandywine Bridge only the four hobbits remain. They discover the gate is locked and a new hideous grow-house built on the far side. @Stash and @JoeSmoke scale the gate and get in, when a burly man comes out to meet them, but to their surprise, the burly man runs in fear rather than deal with the formidable and well-armed resistance.
The hobbits soon discover that @Manish Baggins has brought evil thugs into the Shire to rule the hobbits by using fear and force. Many @cannabis trees have been chopped and hobbits are turned out of their hobbit-holes while new cultivation facilities have been built that pollute the atmosphere.
The four smoke.io soldiers of the @Cannaweedness Army of Gondor lead a rebellion and scour the Shire free of all scumbags and restore order. During the scouring, they discover @A4illusionist, still accompanied by @TaskManager, living in a boat by the river.
The fallen wizard is responsible for the disgrace and destruction of the Shire in the months they have journeyed along the road. @Raz spares his life, but @TaskManager sneaks behind his master and beheads him with a sword and is stabbed to death himself by the hobbits.
The pure destruction of the Shire is too much for the hobbits to take in. As @Plug exclaims, "This shit's worse than fucking Mordor!" After @A4illusionist's henchmen are destroyed and driven out of the Shire, the hobbits repair the damage. All of the new buildings and grow-houses are set ablaze while the damaged hobbit holes are restored to their original beauty.
@Plug uses the gift of earth from Lady Francesca to restore the land. She also bestowed him one seed of Grapenut that he plants where the great Jet Fuel Tree once stood for @Barge's 111th birthday party. The following growing season, the giant Grapenut @cannabis tree bears more nugs in anyone's memory and is the lifeblood of every growing and living thing throughout the Shire.
@Raz, still haunted by his memories of his smoke.io community's quest, falls sick on the Ring's anniversary date of destruction and the same for Weathertop's. When @Raz finishes writing his book "The Lord of the @Cannabis Rings," he gives it to @Plug and asks his BFF to join him on one last mission.
They go to meet Lady Francesca and Lord @Ufaz, with @Barge himself, and journey to the elven lands of @ChooseFreedom. There they discover @Psycertopsb smoking some fire elven shatter while blowing magical smoke throughout @ChooseFreedom and waiting for them.
@Raz has decided to depart Middle @Cannabis Earth with the elves and reside at @ChooseFreedom. @Stash and @Joesmoke prepare to say a heartfelt goodbye to their best smoke.io stoner-friend ever, and they begin their journey home with @Plug, @Psyceratopsb, and @Stoner the half-baked pony who did, in fact, ride the Golden Dragon all the way to @ChooseFreedom.
Note from @WRITER43: I want to thank everyone who voted and encouraged me to finish writing this monumental story. What started out as a great idea while stoned, ended up being more work than I ever imagined, but it also made me learn more about my own capabilities as a writer, and to the smoke.io community members that I put into the story, it built some mutual respect that otherwise may have gone unnoticed. Much Love and Mad Respect to my Fans! If you would like to be either in "The Hobbit" or the following "Harry @Stoner" series, drop me a note in the comments:)