THE LORD OF THE CANNABIS RINGS - BOOK 6, CHAPTER 1:

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The Lord of The Cannabis Rings is based on J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Fellowship of the Ring," and it's solely written for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. The actual chapters are condensed into a smaller format (cliff note-style) for easier understanding (The first half of each book is chapter 1, and the second half is chapter 2). All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, J.R.R. Tolkien, and @WRITER43's baked imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only:)


@WRITER43 - GET MEDICATED BEFORE PROCEEDING!



THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...

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BOOK SIX: CHAPTER 1, PART 11:
Cirith Ungol to the Return of the Ganja King

@Plug, distraught over @Raz's capture dabs the Miss Pretty of Lady Francesca until he falls asleep by the underground gates of the Tower of Cirith Ungol. He awakes still very much baked but confused, makes his way out of the tunnel and slips the Ring on again.

The enticement of power tempts him, but his respect and love for @Raz coupled with his own hobbit-sense outweigh the lure of the Ring. He understands that if he wears the Ring anywhere inside of Mordor, @A4illusionist will immediately sense it and try to take it from him.


@Plug, "I would rather die alone with Miss Pretty than let you have the Ring!"

At the fortress' entrance, he defeats a magical barrier with the Miss Pretty of Lady Francesca. Although the sounds of banging bong hammers sound a warning, he discovers that the orcs have destroyed each other. He finds @Raz severely beaten and stripped in the upper chamber of the tower. @Raz fears that the orcs have stolen the Ring and the smoke.io community's quest has failed.

When @Plug reveals that he took it for safety reasons, for a brief moment @Raz sees @Plug as an orc. @Raz then bitch slams his hobbit friend to the ground and warns him not to interfere with his burden again.


@Raz, "Don't ever fuck with me or the Ring again!"

After @Raz drives his point home, they take their last dabs hits of @Tecnosgirl's Skywalker OG Crumble and exit the tower disguised as orcs just before a Black @EasyRider Knight arrives.


@Plug, "Do you think this shit will work?"

@Raz, "Take a look around you, we look smashing!"

Navigating through the acidic and rough country of Mordor is very hard for @Raz, and he discards his heavy orc mailshirt. @Raz is so tired he can't remember the Shire or the last time he ate. As the hobbits travel along, they hear the distant death cries of the Witchking @Alibi; however, it does very little to lift their hobbit-spirits.

They discover from an overheard orc conversation that @Acid still follows them. A group of orcs sees them on the road, but they're mistaken for real orcs and forced to march with the troops until they can escape.

@Plug understands that they will not have the food, strength, or the @cannabis to leave Mordor after the Ring is destroyed, but the prospect of finding some of Lord @Indica's landrace strains along the way home gives him the hope and determination to see the smoke.io community's quest to the end.


@Plug, "I just want to go back to the Shire and smoke some good pipeweed - in peace!"

@Raz grows evermore weaker, worn down by the psychic and physical burden of the Ring. @Plug offers to take it again, but @Raz almost draws his sword @MaryJane on him. Instead, they shed off as much as they can spare, saving nothing more than the remaining food and their elven gifts.

When they arrive at the mountain, @Plug carries his master, not exactly sure where they are, but understanding they must continue the quest. They end up crawling onto @A4illusionist's road from his fortress to the @Chipanda of Doom. For a magical, brief moment the clouds break, and the Eye of @A4illusionist is revealed.

@Raz collapses, convinced they have been spotted, but @Plug picks him up again and continues. Before @Plug can move, @Acid attacks and tries to take the Ring from @Raz but throws @Acid off. @Plug offers to kill @Acid, but after @Raz leaves, @Plug pities the broken creature too much to destroy him and orders him to leave instead. @Plug follows his master, unaware that @Acid continues to follow, sickened by his lust for the Ring.

@Plug enters a secret chamber in the mountains where he sees @Raz, but rather than cast the Ring in the fire, just like he intended to do, @Raz claims the Ring to be his own.

@Plug is knocked down by @Acid, who attacks the invisible @Raz. Meanwhile, @A4illusionist realizes what's going on and sends a small army of Black @EasyRider Knights to the mountain.

@Plug sees @Acid bite an invisible hand, and @Raz reappears grasping at his missing finger. @Acid dances a sinister celebration, but he trips and falls into the Fires of Mount Doom while clutching the Golden @Ganja Ring.

The Ring is consumed in the fire and destroyed.

The mountain explodes.

The Black @EasyRider Knights vanish in the flames..

@A4illusionist's fortress crumbles...

@Raz and @Plug find refuge on the mountainside, waiting for the molten lava to sweep them away. @Raz is himself again.

During the battle at the Black Gate, @Psyceratopsb announces the arrival of eagles. As they join the battle, @A4illusionist's army of Mordor pauses, and the Black @EasyRider Knights flee. The Gate falls, and @Psyceratopsb announces that @Raz has completed the smoke.io community's quest. The remaining and severely injured army of orcs run for their lives, and the Wizard mounts an eagle to go rescue @Raz and @Plug from Mount Doom.

@Plug awakes in a soft bed made of pure hemp fibers next to @Raz, who is missing a finger on his right hand. @Psyertopsb leads them to the @Ganja King, where his @Cannaweedness army meets them with praise and cheers as the crowd throws bouquets of @cannabis at their feet. @Carpediem himself rises from his throne and bows to them as they start to return the respect, he stops them from doing so and seats them in his place.

The @Ganja King appoints Lord @Indica as the Master Grower of Middle @Cannabis Earth and throws a grand celebration with free wine, @BBQ-Iguana, and weed for all. @Raz and @Plug are reunited with @Armshippie, @Bench, @JoeSmoke, and @Stash who are seated at the head table as squires. The four hobbits laugh and smoke while learning of each other's adventures, including how @Bench pulled @Stash out from under a 700lb dead troll. They get extremely blazed up and wasted before returning to Minas Tirith.

Meanwhile, although restless, @Adelepazani allows @Luismy to keep her in the Houses of @BGW for more @cannabis healing while watching the east sunrise, walking in the plush @cannabis gardens, and wondering what will happen next. A cold wind arrives one day, and a dark shadow appears to rise up from Mordor and billows toward them. For a brief moment, they are terrified, but the wind blows away the cloud. During this moment of pure bliss, @Luismy kisses @Adelepazani, and soon an eagle sent by @LordofTruth with a red ribbon tied around its talon delivers the news of victory.

Two days later @Adelepazani accepts @Luismy's love and agrees to marry the Steward. When @Carpediem returns to the city, @Luismy brings him his crown, and @Raz places it on his head. Later that evening, @Psyceratopsb tells @Carpediem that the Ring's power has ended, and the wizards and elves will depart Middle @Cannabis Earth.

@Carpediem finds a seedling of the White Widow of Gondor, a sign that his lineage will endure and his reign is blessed by the @Ganja Gods. During midsummer, the sign is fulfilled when Lady Francesca and Lord @Ufaz escort @Li-Art to the city to be his bride.


END OF PART XI:

SOURCES, PHOTO, and GIFS

https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/l/the-lord-of-the-rings/summary-and-analysis-the-return-of-the-king/book-6-chapters-182115
https://lotr.fandom.com
https://google.com/images
https://giphy.com/
https://tenor.com
https://gifer.com/
https://makeagif.com/

Please Stay Tuned for The Final Chapter, Book 6, Chapter 2, The Journey Home and the Scouring of the Shire.


THE RETURN OF THE GANJA KING

If you missed the opening series, you can be brought up to speed by clicking the links provided below.

PART 1:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-1-chapter-1

PART 2:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/by-popular-demand-the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-1-chapter-2

PART 3:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-2-chapter-1

PART 4:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-2-chapter-2

PART 5:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-3-chapter-12

PART 6:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-3-chapter-2

PART 7:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-4-chapter-1

PART 8:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-4-chapter-2

PART 9:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-5-chapter-1

PART 10:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-5-chapter-2


@WRITER43 - STAY MEDICATED


Compliments of @Li-Art

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Dude seriously... i'm so gonna have to go back and look this series over!

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Thank you, it's the entire LOTR story with the smoke.io community as the cast.

WRITER, IM SO PROUD OF YOU! YOUR FORMATTING HAS COME A LONG WAY AND INTEGRATION OF THE SMOKEIO TEAM IS AMAZING IDEA! DO YOU SHARE THESE TO SOCIAL MEDIA? WELL I SHARED TO MY TWITTER

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Thank you so much, that means a lot coming from the one who took the time to help me with the codes and stuff, it got me motived to make my posts better:) Yes, the integration of the smoke community is cool and unique. TY Lady Francesca and for the use of Miss Pretty, I'll make sure it's returned in good shape! LOL

You'll def be in the next story:)

"You bow to no one!" !!

Beautiful writing my friend!

Love the idea!

Thanks for making me king ;)
Cant wait to have the first middle cannabis earth Canna-Fest, the elves have prepared some awesome dub for us and the dwarfs pressed some mighty hash :))

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You the Ganja King, look for it in the final chapter. Hopefully this Thursday or Friday it will be ready! I can't believe I made it to the end! WTF LOL