THE LORD OF THE CANNABIS RINGS - BOOK 5, CHAPTER 2:

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The Lord of The Cannabis Rings is based on J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Fellowship of the Ring," and it's solely written for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. The actual chapters are condensed into a smaller format (cliff note-style) for easier understanding (The first half of each book is chapter 1, and the second half is chapter 2). All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, J.R.R. Tolkien, and @WRITER43's baked imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only:)


@WRITER43 - GET MEDICATED BEFORE PROCEEDING!



THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...

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BOOK FIVE: CHAPTER 2, PART 10:
The Battle of Pelennor Fields to the Black Gate

The Witchking of the Black @EasyRider Knights disappears from the city's destroyed gates to meet King @Lilweezy's attack on the battlefields of Pelennor. When King @Lilweezy's horse panics and steps on his rider, only @HerbnCrypto and @Stash stay. @Alibi laughs evilly, convinced that no mortal man can kill him, @HerbnCrypto reveals himself as @Adelepazani, a woman. @Stash strikes at the Wraith, and when he falls to his knees, @Adelepazani plunges her sword deep into his grill and kills him.

@Adelepazani, "Smoke on this @Alibi!"

King @Lilweezy dies from his injuries, and @EastBuddah leads the Rohirrim into a vengeful assault, not caring about war strategy. @Stash follows King @Lilweezy's and @Adelepazani's bodies into the city. @Adelepazani is still alive but badly injured. The Gondorians send her to the Houses of @BGW for @cannabis healing.

Meanwhile, the battle before the city goes against Lord @Indica's beloved Gondor when a mysterious fleet of sailing ships appears on the river. As all hope disappears, the lead ship raises a banner revealing the new flag of Gondor.

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@Carpediem and his men walk to shore with many fighters that they acquired in southern Gondor and destroy the enemy as @Carpediem burst through the doors, making his presence known.

@JoeSmoke begs @Psyceratopsb to save @Luismy from @CurationBro's madness. In the mausoleum, they discover @Luismy laid on an unlit pyre made of hemp, but @Psyceratopsb quickly removes him. The Wizard reminds @CurationBro that he should man up and defend his city; however, @CurationBro laughs as he displays a palantir, and it shows that victory is possible.

The stubborn old man refuses to yield his power to @Carpediem, and if he cannot rule Middle @Cannabis Earth in peace he would rather die. He tries to stab his own dead son @Luismy, but when he fails, he jumps on the hemp pyre and sets it ablaze.

The horrified witnesses send @Luismy's body to the Houses of @BGW for a proper burial.

Meanwhile, @Stash also leads @JoeSmoke to the Houses of @BGW for some milder pipeweed and to see WTF is going on? @Carpediem checks on the injured when he sees @Luismy's dead body. He lights a giant spliff and blows him a magic shotgun of @Jessica's smotion and King @Lilweezy's ancient Alaskan Thunderfuck and revives him. When @Luismy awakes from the dead, the new Steward instantly recognizes his @Ganja King.


@Luismy, "Mad respect bro, that shits fire - My @Ganja King."

@Carpediem also treats @Adelepazani's injuries with a shotgun of the magic spliff, but he notices that her despair goes beyond killing @Alibi. He then awakes @Stash and informs him of King @Lilweezy's passing, but not to worry as he hands him his magic spliff.

The following day, @Armshippie and @Bench explain @Carpediem's timely arrival. When they left the Paths of the Dead, @Carpediem also furnished the dead with some of @Jessica's smotion and King @Lilweezy's ancient Alaskan Thunderfuck, and united as one @Cannaweedness brotherhood, they destroyed and sunk the Privateers at Umbar.


@Carpediem, "Any more dare challenge me?"

@Bench, "Damn, that's hard on the balls."

@Armshippie, "Yo Carp, that shit puts a little pep in your step."

@Carpediem released the dead from their sworn duty before sailing upriver with his new @Cannaweedness Army of southern Gondor. During the journey, a soft wind blows away Mordor's darkness and delivered the ships to the war just in time.

While the brotherhood talks, @Carpediem and @Psyceratopsb hold a secret council to make a decision on their next course of action. The Wizard believes they have no hope of winning the battle over Middle @Cannabis Earth against @A4illusionist, and explains, it's the reason why the council of Lord @Ufaz decided to destroy the Ring in the first place.

Once the Ring is destroyed in the Fires of Mount Doom, Lord @Sativa and @A4illusionist will have no power, and the @cannabis war will end. They decide to distract the west forces of the enemy, so @Raz can complete his quest.

@A4illusionist fears and expects that they will use the Ring, so if they do use it, he will be there to strike them down and take it, rather than waste his time guarding his useless tower. He instructs his servant @TaskManager to summons Lord @Sativa's army of blood-hungry orcs. Two days later, @Carpediem answers and leads 7000 of the bravest smoke.io warriors into battle who are chanting loudly as they march.


"Never Fear Smoke.io is Here"

@Armshippie and @Bench accompany @Carpediem when the army leaves while @Stash marches with the Guard of Minas Tirith, but @JoeSmoke stays at the Houses of @BGW to receive more @cannabis healing. As they ride, heralds announce the return of the @Ganja King, Black @EasyRider Knights haunt their steps, and @Carpediem allows the scared to turn aside.

At the Black Gate, @A4illusionist's evil herald shows them @Raz's mithril coat. He threatens them with years of anguish and torture for @Raz if they don't comply with @A4illusionist's terms. @Carpediem refuses the order, raises his sword, and threatens the messenger who turns and races back toward the Black Gate.


Herald, "The hobbit will suffer dearly."


@Carpediem, "Go back now before I remove those disgusting teeth of yours!"

As the messenger runs for his life, the armies or Mordor surround @Carpediem's small army. @Stash, at first despairing at the signs of @Raz's capture, comes to his resolve, as he kills a hill troll that falls on top of him. He believes he hears voices of eagles arriving, but he passes out before discovering the truth.

The @Ganja King rides the frontlines and ignites his army to fight the formidable forces of the enemy.


END OF PART X:

SOURCES, PHOTO, and GIFS

https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/l/the-lord-of-the-rings/summary-and-analysis-the-return-of-the-king/book-5-chapters-6821110
https://lotr.fandom.com
https://google.com/images
https://giphy.com/
https://tenor.com

Please Stay Tuned for Book 6, Chapter 1, Cirith Ungol to the Return of the @Ganja King.


THE RETURN OF THE GANJA KING

If you missed the opening series, you can be brought up to speed by clicking the links provided below.

PART 1:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-1-chapter-1

PART 2:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/by-popular-demand-the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-1-chapter-2

PART 3:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-2-chapter-1

PART 4:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-2-chapter-2

PART 5:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-3-chapter-12

PART 6:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-3-chapter-2

PART 7:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-4-chapter-1

PART 8:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-4-chapter-2

PART 9:https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-lord-of-the-cannabis-rings-book-5-chapter-1


@WRITER43 - STAY MEDICATED & HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY TO EVERYONE!

To my fans, I wrote this early for you guys & gals because I'm taking some much needed time off during the 4th, and it will be several days before I can work on the final two chapters.
STAY MEDICATED & SAFE THIS 4TH.

Compliments of @Li-Art

#Cannabis



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Very cool written, hat off @writer43.

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Thank you so much, I really appreciate that:)

Watched the killian experience on LOTR? Recent videos on YouTube are pretty funny, just like these posts, keep up the good work mate

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No, I haven't, but I'll have to check them out. Thank you for your support. If it wasn't for you, these posts wouldn't get the recognition they deserve, and I feel it's necessary to thank the one responsible, Lord @Indica. However, a new ruler is about to take over Gondor and Middle @Cannabis Earth, but I'm sure @Carpediem will have a sweet position in his kingdom for you:)