THE HOBBIT - CHAPTER ONE

11 days ago

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The Hobbit was first published in 1937, by J.R.R. Tolkien and is being rewritten by @WRITER43 exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. The book contains 19 chapters, and following the introductory chapter, the rest of the chapters will be paired in a series for a total of 10 posts. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, J.R.R. Tolkien, and @WRITER43's baked imagination.

Certain community members from the LOTR series have been replaced due to them showing a lack of interest in being a part of the smoke.io community's quest while others have been given a new character. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only.

This book is dedicated to @HerbnCrypto's family.


@WRITER43 - GET MEDICATED BEFORE PROCEEDING!


A NEW SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST BEGINS...


CHAPTER ONE: An Unexpected Smoke Sesh and Adventure

There lived a hobbit whose name was @Bundo Baggins. He and his hobbit people are half the size of humans with round bellies, hairy feet, and slightly pointed ears. Hobbits are good-natured and peaceful creatures. They love eating good food, drinking wine, growing @cannabis and smoking dank pipeweed.

Although some hobbits reside in houses, they prefer to live in holes carved out of Middle @Cannabis Earth. The hobbit holes are anything but ghettos. As a matter of fact, they're very comfortable dwellings and have all the amenities of an aboveground structure.

The hobbit hole where @Bundo Baggins resides is called Bag End, which is a luxurious hobbit hole stocked with nice furniture, a large kitchen, food pantry, library, wine cellar, and indoor @cannabis cultivation facilities. @Bundo's hobbit hole rest under a hill in a peaceful village called the Shire.

@Bundo Baggins is a small, beardless hobbit, and he loves his home at Bag End. His parents are from the @CryptoSmokers' tribe who is respected by all throughout the smoke.io community and part of the founding forefathers of the Shire. @Bundo himself is well to do and very fond of his hobbit hole, clothes, books, food, wine, and dank pipeweed.



@Bundo, "Hmm, it could of been cured a little longer?"

@Bundo Baggins greets a traveler, not recognizing him as @Elliot the Wizard. @Elliot tells @Bundo that he is searching for someone to go on an adventure with, but @Bundo declines his gesture even after @Elliot reveals himself and reminds him of his longtime friendship with the @CryptoSmokers.

@Bundo tells him to be on his way but invites him over for a smoke sesh the following day. @Elliot makes a strange mark on the hobbit's front door and leaves. The next day, @Bundo hears a ruckus outside of his front door. He opens the door and 13 stoned dwarves who are all descendants of the great dwarven Oakenshield dynasty, are falling over each other, trying to be the first ones into Bag End.

THE 13 SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY DWARFS:

@STONER


Weapons: Dual Axes, War Hammer, Dagger, Regal Pounamu Battle Axe, Lake-Town Four Sided Axe, and Knuckle Dusters.

@MANISH


Weapons: Mace, Double-Edged Sword, Durin's Axe.

@REALKIKI85


Weapons: Longbow, Warhammer, Throwing Axes, and Dual Swords.

@RELAYLOGIX


Weapons: Hunting Knives, Throwing Axes, Dagger, and Warhammer.

@RELAYLOGIX & @REALKIKI85 are brothers and the youngest of the 13 dwarfs.

@D00K13


Weapons: Mace, Bolas, and Sword.

@JackDub


Weapons: Fleshing Knives, Staff, Goblin Cutlass, Punch Dagger, Shield, and Regal Mace.

@ZUCULUZ


Weapons: Knife, Slingshot, Regal Dwarven Axe, and Dwarven Axe.

@ZUCULUZ, @D00K13, and @JACKDUB are also brothers with @D00k13 being the eldest, and the strongest of the three.

@INDICA


Weapons: Battle-Knife, Fighting Staff, Shield, and Erebor Regal Sword.

@OFFGRID


Weapons: Throwing Axe, Walking Axe, Lake-Town Axe & Sword, and Hunting Knives.

@CHIPANDA


Weapons: Boar Spear, Knife, Dwarven Axe, and Goblin Sword.

@FUTURETHINKER


Weapons: Axe, Dirk, Mattock, and Regal War Hammer.

@ALIBI


Weapons: Regal Dwarf Flail, Roasting-Fork, Iron Ladle, and Cleaver Knife.

@HERBNCRYPTO OAKENSHIELD


Weapons: Axe, Orcrist, and Thror's Regal Sword & Shield.

They demand refreshments while they make themselves at home by eating his food, drinking his wine, smashing his plates, and smoking his @cannabis.


@Elliot, "Relax hobbit, you can get some more."

The Wizard, dwarves, and @Bundo have a super smoke sesh and sing songs well into the night. The dwarves are seeking a grand treasure that's buried under a mountain; however, it's guarded by an evil dragon. The group's leader @HerbnCrypto addresses the stoners, including @Bundo, whom he calls his friend, reminding the group, the next day they are embarking on a perilous journey, which there may be no return.


@HerbnCrypto, You may never see Middle @Cannabis Earth ever again."

@Bundo, who had no plans to join the quest, becomes scared and faints. When he awakes, he learns that @Elliot had advertised his services as a master-thief, which was the meaning behind the mark on the door, hoping the dwarves would have recruited him. @Bundo decides to embark on the smoke.io community's quest, mostly out of his hobbit-pride because the dwarves do not believe in his abilities.


@Bundo, "I can steal anything, I'll show you fools of a took!"

@Elliot takes out a map drawn by Thror, @HerbnCrypto's grandfather, that reveals the hidden location of the treasure. The Wizard points to a secret passageway marked on the map and gives @HerbnCrypto the key to it.

@HerbnCrypto tells the group about his ancestors who lived in a vast wealth under the great mountain near @ZPZN until @Vaped the Dragon invaded @ZPZN and forced the dwarves out of their kingdom and took control of the treasure.


@VAPED THE DRAGON


The group decides to rest with big plans for an early wake-n-bake to start their journey. @Bundo asks about the details of the adventure as @Alibi rips a loud gurgling fart, and everyone takes cover as he falls asleep dreaming about his unexpected adventure.


END OF CHAPTER ONE

SOURCES, PHOTO, and GIFS

https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/h/the-hobbit/summary-and-analysis/chapter-1
https://www.sparknotes.com/lit/hobbit/
https://google.com/images
https://giphy.com/
https://tenor.com

Please stay tuned for chapter 2, Roast Mutton and chapter 3, A Short Rest.


@WRITER43 - STAY MEDICATED


Compliments of @CHIPANDA

#TheHobbit #Cannabis #StayMedicated



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Wow thank you for the dedication - It's an honor! Stay blessed 🙏🔥

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You're welcome, hopefully, it lifted your spirits:)

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It totally did, you have a gift my friend

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Thanks bro:) Herbncrypto Oakenshield still has lots of adventures ahead of him!

Thanks for the role in the story. Just lovely!

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Your welcome bro, it was fitting "@Bundo Baggins."

Interesting read, you are too creative man 👍💝

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Thanks @Jessica, I'm glad you enjoyed it:)

Hello
Good, interesting work. (Tale)
I look forward to continuing.

              Hello to all the Hobbits.
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Thanks so much, let the new adventure begin!

So interesting

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Thanks my friend, the journey has just started:)

Ohhh I missed this!!! :)))

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At least you found it, Ganja King! LOL

This is awesome!