THE GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY - VOLUME 2: THE END

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THE GUARDIANS OF


CANNABIS GALAXY

The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020


I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONCLUDES...


HERE ARE YOUR SMOKE.IO GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY

@RELAYLOGIX AS PETER QUILL

@DARGONX0X AS DRAX

@TECNOSGIRL, @JOESMOKE, & @WRITER43 AS:


GROOT THANKS ALL STONERS BECAUSE WE ARE GROOT

VOLUME 2: THE ENDING

@GettingHigh brings Medical Mayhem to @LordofTruth's Planet and tries to kill @Tecnosgirl and attacks @Tecnosgirl on-site as they lock eyes and reunite. She charges as a crypto-demon possessed, stabbing @Tecnosgirl with a @iiS3NS STRIKE MASTER Samurai Sword - deep into her upper thigh. @Tecnosgirl raises herself up to The Queen of Smoke and viciously attacks @GettingHigh.

@Tecnosgirl steals the @iiS3NS STRIKE MASTER and puts @GettingHigh's life in Checkmate as is in "Game-Over-Bitch!" However, love for her smoke.io sister takes over her emotions and she lets @GettingHigh go only to be attacked again. Another battle ensues briefly until they decide to smoke a bowl, discover hundreds of skeletons and skulls, and talk things over.

Stone-Cold, @GettingHigh walks away leaving her half-sister behind while @Tecnosgirl runs and hugs her, begging her not to leave and join the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy, but @GettingHigh shrugs her off and walks away into the darkness.

Meanwhile, @LordofTruth explains to @Relayogix about his millions of @cannabis expeditions throughout the worlds he created and how he attempted to make contact with other intelligent lifeforms, no one qualified but @Indaymers; however, after her unfortunate death, he impregnated millions of females both human and cryptonoid.

@LordofTruth raises his hand and a display of his Craigslist encounters is magically shown to @Relaylogix as he explains how he needs a second Celestial Power to active them.


@Relaylogix, "Damn Pops, that Bitch is Fire! What's her IP Address?"

But what @LordofTruth did not tell his son is that he plans to use @Relaylogix for one purpose: to active his seedlings, so they can initiate their terraforming systems that will help @LordofTruth to consume and kill every stoner in existence, including @Relaylogix. When The Smoke Lord refuses his commands, a fight breaks out, which @LordofTruth easily wins.

Prompted by @Relaylogix's resistance, @LordofTruth tells @Relaylogix that he killed his mother @Indaymers on purpose because he didn't have the heart to take him away from her while she was still living. Hearing this news, @Relaylogix turns his mask on, flys through a crypto-nerve cell, and attacks his father - wanting to kill him.

@SmokeyKitty uses her intellectual powers and puts @LordofTruth to sleep. This allows the Guardians of The @Cannabis Galaxy time to smoke and regroup. @GettingHigh jumps ships and joins her sister @Tecnosgirl and the rest of the Guardians.

@SmokeyKitty informs the group, the only way to kill @LordofTruth is to blow his brain apart with explosives. As the group approaches the access tunnel in the main artery, they soon discover that no one will fit but Baby @Groot.


@Relaylogix, "@Rocket is too fat, Baby @Groot is the only one small enough!"

@Rocket manufactures a makeshift bomb and is irritated with Baby @Groot because he tries telling him that all he has to do is push the button on the left and a lot of precious time is being wasted.


I AM @GROOT

Baby @Groot takes the bomb and runs toward @LordofTruth's brain and arrives at his destination.

After careful consideration - pushes the left button and kills @LordofTruth!


I AM @GROOT

Meanwhile, the Guardians battle the awaking @LordofTruth in a fierce battle to the death. @Relaylogix finds @Technosgirl during the explosion and saves her life and goes back for @Rocket and @NomadWolf.

When @Relaylogix finds @Rocket and @NomandWolf, he discovers that they are severely injured. Before he sends @Rocket back up to the safety of the @SmoakPipe with his life-saving amenities, @Rocket hands The Smoke Lord the last flight suit and oxygen chip, meaning only one of the two can survive.

During their flight to safety, @Relaylogix elects to die and gives @NomadWolf his mask. @NomadWolf stares at his son as he takes the last oxygen chip and plugs it into @Relaylogix's spacesuit and pushes him away to safety.

@Relaylogix asks one last question about @LordofTruth before @NomadWolf is sent to his death into the eternal @offgrid of the @Cannabis Galaxy and receives a spectacular Ravager's Funeral.


@Relaylogix, "Was he cool?"

@NomadWolf, "Hell No!!! He ain't cool Boy! He might have been your father, but he wasn't your Daddy!"


THE END OF VOLUME 2

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


Please Stayed Tuned for Groot's Next Coummunity Adventure???

If you missed Volume One and the opening to Volume Two, you can get caught up by clicking the links below.

VOLUME ONE:

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two
PART 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-three
PART 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-the-end

VOLUME TWO:

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-2-part-1
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-2-part-2

SOURCES AND GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3896198/plotsummary
  2. https://www.collegetimes.com/entertainment/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-spoiler-review-140913
  3. http://www.giphy.com/
  4. http://www.tenor.com/
  5. http://makeagif.com

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Thank you for the mention 😊 I always smile when i read your posts 😄

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Thank you for voting for me, and making people smile is why I write! With a screen name like @Cannabis, your importance in these smoke.io adventures goes without saying and will always get you mentioned:D