THE GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY - VOLUME 2: PART 2

22 days ago


THE GUARDIANS OF


THE CANNABIS GALAXY

The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020


I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...


VOLUME 2: PART TWO

@GoldenDawne hires @NomadWolf, who has been exiled from the Ravager community for cross-posting on Steemit, to recapture the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy, and @Nomadwolf's crew of thugs track down the @SmoakPipe and capture and imprison @Rocket and Baby @Groot.

BABY GROOT AKA @WRITER43


@Writer43, "I am @Groot!"

As the exiled Ravagers land on @SabrinasWorld420 to receive payment from @GoldenDawne, @NomadWolf shows reluctance to hand over @Relaylogix to @SabrinasWorld420. @JackDub who received the nickname TaserFace when his Blowtorch exploded in his face while enjoying his dominant afternoon tokes of Acapulo Gold, leads a mutiny with the help of @GettingHigh, who tricked Baby @Groot into freeing her.

TASERFACE AKA @JACKDUB


@JackDub, "I will kill all of them coin smoking mother-fuckers if that is your wish, my High Priestess!"

NEBULA AKA @GETTINGHIGH


@GettingHigh, "You got it all wrong because I am the defintion of Medical Mayhem!"

Meanwhile, @Relaylogix, @Tecnosgirl, @Dargonx0x along with @LordofTruth's empathic assistant @SmokeyKitty, travel to @LordofTruth's home, a living planet, which is an extension of his own living body.

MANTIS AKA @SMOKEYKITTY


@SmokeyKitty, "And I only have one rule:
Don't bogart my Weed Bitches because with just one touch, I can reveal your darkest and most perverted secrets!"


LORDOFTRUTH'S HOME PLANET



@LordofTruth, "I created this world and the entire Interstellar @Cannabis Galaxy."

@LordofTruth explains to the stoners that he is a Celestial, who self-generated a Humanoid Bot that travels throughout the Interstellar @Cannabis Galaxy and interacts with other smoke.io crypto-stoners by commenting on their posts.

EGO AKA @LORDOFTRUTH


@LordofTruth, "Please explain to me just how in the Fuck are you supposed to get to know your fellow smoke.io stoners if you don't Comment?"

The Smoke Lord soon discovers that he can manipulate and access the power of @LordofTruth's Planet. Meanwhile, @Dargonx0x becomes fond of @SmokeyKitty, who wants to reveal a secret about @LordofTruth.


@Dargonx0x, "But there is something about your antennas that just turns me on."

@SmokeyKitty, "I might be the cat's meow, but there is something that I need to tell you about @LordofTruth - he's not who you think he is!"

Back at @SabrinasWorld420, @JackDub imprisons @Rocket and @NomadWolf aboard the Ravager's ship and turns Baby @Groot into a disgraced mascot for his crew while @GettingHigh takes a @TTR ScooterCraft and leaves with plans to hunt and kill her half-sister @Tecnosgirl, blaming her for the torturous low voting percentage inflicted by her mortal, adoptive father @Acid.

THANOS AKA @ACID


@Acid, "There is no one more powerful in the entire @Cannabis Galaxy than me!"

During @NomadWolf and @Rocket's imprisonment they learn that they are very much alike. @NomadWolf shares a secret with @Rocket about his dislikes of @LordofTruth who hired him to deliver @Relaylogix to him after @Indaymer's death, but decided years ago, to raise The Smoke Lord as his very own son.

PETER QUILL AKA @RELAYLOGIX THE SMOKE LORD


Locked inside of the Ravager's Prison, Baby @Groot is asked to help @NomadWolf and @Rocket by stealing back @NomadWolf's Arrow Controller to help them escape, but he wants @NomadWolf to answer a question first.

Baby @Groot is aided by @Bench, a Ravager loyal to @NomadWolf. Together, @Rocket, Baby @Groot, @NomadWolf, and @Bench escape in a detachable section of the Ravager's spaceship in order to reach @LordofTruth's Planet to help their smoke.io friends; however, @Bench is taken from the rear, pistol-whipped, and taken hostage by @GettingHigh.


@GettingHigh, "If you think you can save your stoner smoke.io friends, you might want to reconsider your options because Medical Mayhem has just been unleashed on the @Cannabis Galaxy!"

@JackDub alerts @GoldenDawne about the escape of @NomadWolf and @Rocket in vain as @NomadWolf sends his Blazing Red Arrow throughout the entire sector, killing everyone in its path, including @JackDub. During the brazen escape, @Rocket pulls out a spliff of @HerbnCypto's Schizophrenic Weed from the most Insane Planet in the entire @Cannabis Galaxy known exclusively as @SmokeasaurusRex.


@NomadWolf, "WTF is in this WEED?"

@Rocket, "I don't know, but it sure does drive you FUCKING INSANE!"


END OF VOLUME 2: PART 2

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


Please Stayed Tuned for Part Three!

If you missed Volume One and the opening to Volume Two, you can get caught up by clicking the links below.

VOLUME ONE:

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two
PART 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-three
PART 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-the-end

VOLUME TWO:

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/the-guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-2-part-1

SOURCES AND GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3896198/plotsummary
  2. https://www.collegetimes.com/entertainment/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-spoiler-review-140913
  3. http://www.giphy.com/
  4. http://www.tenor.com/
  5. http://makeagif.com

#Guardians-of-the-Cannabis-Galaxy #Cannabis #Stay-Medicated



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These just keep getting better! I really like how you include the active users / active topics from THE #Smoke network!

This is a great feature of our community!

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I like to stay with the times, the past is the past. All we have is what is current and one of the reasons why you are one of my favorite characters is because you actively post! Maybe one day we can some weed together! Keep Wisconsin Growing! @WRITER43

Excellent write up, and thanks for mentioning!

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No problem, I wouldn't want to be on the bad side of former Dwarf who swings a big battle hammer! Thanks for commenting! @WRITER43

Getting astral high quality good shit.^o^

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Thanks420 & High 5 - Comments Like That Is Why I Write! Look For Yourself In Part 3! That's What's Up! Thanks For Commenting! @WRITER43

This is what I image the Interstellar @Cannabis Galaxy looking like from afar.

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You nailed it! :D