The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!
I AM @GROOT
SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER
GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020
VOLUME 2: PART ONE
THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...
PLANET EARTH420: 1980
In 1980, @Indaymers is courted by @LordofTruth who smokes her up with some dank @cannabis that he acquired from a typical weed grower from Slovakia known only as @Stonero. Severely crippled and stoned, @Indaymers is driven to a forest where @LordofTruth reveals an alien seedling that he planted in her backyard of Wisconsin, Planet Earth420.
THE CANNABIS GALAXY
Thirty-four years later after killing the enemy, the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy are renowned as brave stoners wherever they go. Looking for cash reserves, they accept a job from @GoldenDawne, leader of @SabrinasWorld420, to defend valuable smoke coins on the Rudex Exchange from the troll @BluntSmoker, a multi-dimensional monster, in exchange for @GettingHigh, whom @GoldenDawne captured during the battle of planet @D00k13.
THE HIGH PRIESTESS AYESHA AKA @GOLDENDAWNE
@GoldenDawne, "You do not want to cross me!"
The Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy arrive on the Rudex where they summons the mighty troll @BluntSmoker in order to kill the multi-dimensional beast.
The Interstellar Smoke Coin Exchange
As @BluntSmoker descends from the outer realms of space, he sends two alien hybrid lizards to distract the Guardians; however, @Groot charges the threat and gives them a good push.
GROOT AKA @WRITER43
@Writer43, "I am @Groot!"
As @BluntSmoker arrives on the Exchange, @Dargonx0x the Destroyer and @Tecnosgirl debate on how to best attack the beast, @Dargonx0x wastes no time charging the troll and leaps into @BluntSmoker's mouth with both hands armed with Entersäbel swords, he attacks @BluntSmoker.
DRAX THE DESTROYER AKA @DARGONX0X
@Dargonx0x, "Prepare to get smoked!"
Once inside the belly of the beast, @Dargonx0x takes the pain of his wife and daughter's death out on the troll by ravishingly stabbing @BluntSmokers' ribcage like a madman on bath salts, killing the multi-dimensional tentacled troll.
@Dargonx0x, "Daddy's getting paid bitch!"
After killing @BluntSmoker, @Rocket steals many smoke coins from the Rudex for himself, and when @Goldendawne discovers this, she instructs her female pilots of the @TTR Scootercrafts to women their battle stations from inside of the war room on @SabrinasWorld420. They remotely attack the Guardian's ship and cause critical systems damages. The Guardians are forced to land on Planet Smoke-Indica.com.
Without warning, @GoldenDawne's fleet is single-handedly annihilated by @Relaylogix's father, @LordofTruth, who reveals to The Smoke Lord that he is his father.
EGO AKA @LORDOFTRUTH
PETER QUILL AKA @RELAYLOGIX
@LordofTruth, "And I have been looking for you my son."
@Relaylogix, "You don't look like David Hasselhoof?"
The Smoke Lord is shipped-locked and unprepared to meet his long lost father. @LordofTruth invites @Relaylogix to return to his home planet, accompanied by @Tecnosgirl and @Dargonx0x the Destroyer. @JoeSmoke and @Groot are left behind to fix the @SmoakPipe and guard @GettingHigh.
ROCKET AKA @JOESMOKE
@JoeSmoke, "Why am I always the one who has to fix shit?"
Meanwhile, up at @Groot-Heaven420, @Groot is enjoying his afterlife as he smokes some heavenly @cannabis and orders two high-class female escorts for the night.
I AM @GROOT
END OF VOLUME 2: PART 1
Please stayed tuned for Part Two!
If you missed Volume One, you can get caught up by clicking the links below.
Note from @Writer43, "@Groot's account is still waiting for an email confirmation from smoke.io."
PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
SOURCES AND GIFS
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two
PART 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-three
PART 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-the-end
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