THE GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY - VOLUME 2: PART 1

24 days ago

The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020


I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...

VOLUME 2: PART ONE


PLANET EARTH420: 1980


In 1980, @Indaymers is courted by @LordofTruth who smokes her up with some dank @cannabis that he acquired from a typical weed grower from Slovakia known only as @Stonero. Severely crippled and stoned, @Indaymers is driven to a forest where @LordofTruth reveals an alien seedling that he planted in her backyard of Wisconsin, Planet Earth420.


THE GUARDIANS




THE CANNABIS GALAXY

Thirty-four years later after killing the enemy, the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy are renowned as brave stoners wherever they go. Looking for cash reserves, they accept a job from @GoldenDawne, leader of @SabrinasWorld420, to defend valuable smoke coins on the Rudex Exchange from the troll @BluntSmoker, a multi-dimensional monster, in exchange for @GettingHigh, whom @GoldenDawne captured during the battle of planet @D00k13.

THE HIGH PRIESTESS AYESHA AKA @GOLDENDAWNE


@GoldenDawne, "You do not want to cross me!"


PLANET @SABRINASWORLD420


The Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy arrive on the Rudex where they summons the mighty troll @BluntSmoker in order to kill the multi-dimensional beast.


THE RUDEX


The Interstellar Smoke Coin Exchange

As @BluntSmoker descends from the outer realms of space, he sends two alien hybrid lizards to distract the Guardians; however, @Groot charges the threat and gives them a good push.

GROOT AKA @WRITER43


@Writer43, "I am @Groot!"

As @BluntSmoker arrives on the Exchange, @Dargonx0x the Destroyer and @Tecnosgirl debate on how to best attack the beast, @Dargonx0x wastes no time charging the troll and leaps into @BluntSmoker's mouth with both hands armed with Entersäbel swords, he attacks @BluntSmoker.

DRAX THE DESTROYER AKA @DARGONX0X


@Dargonx0x, "Prepare to get smoked!"

Once inside the belly of the beast, @Dargonx0x takes the pain of his wife and daughter's death out on the troll by ravishingly stabbing @BluntSmokers' ribcage like a madman on bath salts, killing the multi-dimensional tentacled troll.


@Dargonx0x, "Daddy's getting paid bitch!"

After killing @BluntSmoker, @Rocket steals many smoke coins from the Rudex for himself, and when @Goldendawne discovers this, she instructs her female pilots of the @TTR Scootercrafts to women their battle stations from inside of the war room on @SabrinasWorld420. They remotely attack the Guardian's ship and cause critical systems damages. The Guardians are forced to land on Planet Smoke-Indica.com.

Without warning, @GoldenDawne's fleet is single-handedly annihilated by @Relaylogix's father, @LordofTruth, who reveals to The Smoke Lord that he is his father.

EGO AKA @LORDOFTRUTH

PETER QUILL AKA @RELAYLOGIX


@LordofTruth, "And I have been looking for you my son."

@Relaylogix, "You don't look like David Hasselhoof?"

The Smoke Lord is shipped-locked and unprepared to meet his long lost father. @LordofTruth invites @Relaylogix to return to his home planet, accompanied by @Tecnosgirl and @Dargonx0x the Destroyer. @JoeSmoke and @Groot are left behind to fix the @SmoakPipe and guard @GettingHigh.

ROCKET AKA @JOESMOKE


@JoeSmoke, "Why am I always the one who has to fix shit?"

Meanwhile, up at @Groot-Heaven420, @Groot is enjoying his afterlife as he smokes some heavenly @cannabis and orders two high-class female escorts for the night.

@GROOT-HEAVEN420


I AM @GROOT


END OF VOLUME 2: PART 1


Note from @Writer43, "@Groot's account is still waiting for an email confirmation from smoke.io."

Please stayed tuned for Part Two!

If you missed Volume One, you can get caught up by clicking the links below.

VOLUME ONE:

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two
PART 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-three
PART 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-the-end

SOURCES AND GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3896198/plotsummary
  2. https://www.collegetimes.com/entertainment/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-spoiler-review-140913
  3. http://www.giphy.com/
  4. http://www.tenor.com/
  5. http://makeagif.com

#Guardians-of-the-Cannabis-Galaxy #Cannabis #Stay-Medicated



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Looking forward to the next chapter

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Thank you so much! :)

Your creativity seems to know no bounds. : ) It is good to see your imagination run wild and for you to be creative no matter the age! People so often lose themselves in the idea that we must "be adults" and "stop dreaming" and "get real" in life, but it does not make you childish to enjoy and partake in the cultivation of thoughts, ideas, and fantasies as well as anything else in life you may enjoy! Keep up the great work, I can say firsthand that this was an enjoyable and an unusual read. : P

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Thanks, this is my thing here. I write stories that involve community members, and yes, I can get rather creative when high. This is what I enjoy doing:) Stay tuned for part 2 because your character is going to see some action:D

Am thrilled how the characters are evolving in this volume.... Indaymers´ ghost is still around and guiding her beloveds. My friend @dargonx0x is a firm destroyer that nobody can defeat....Indeed, waiting for the next chapter . Thanks.

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Yes, @Indaymers took a trip back in time, and @Dargonx0x is a bad dude! LOL Next chapter should be fun:)