A CANNABIS SPACE WAR - Based on the opening crawls from the original Star Wars Trilogy.

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EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE

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A long time ago in a cannabis galaxy far, far away...

It is a period of cannabis war. Rebel GG4 spaceships, attacking from an unknown location, have won their battle against the marauding Galactic Empire OG.

During the battle, Rebel GG4 spies were able to steal the genetic profile of the Empire OG's ultimate strain, the SKYWALKER KUSH, a strain so powerful with enough THC to medicate the entire universe.

Pursued by the Empire OG's menacing agents, Princess La Niña races home on her starship, guardian of the stolen indica dominant hybrid strain that can medicate her people and restore stellar cannabis to the galaxy…

EPISODE V - THE EMPIRE OG STRIKES BACK

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It is a very dark time for the GG4 Rebellion. Although the Skywalker Kush has been stolen, Ingemar troops have destroyed cannabis space gardens and driven Rebel GG4 forces from their secret base and chased them across the galaxy.

Evading the fearsome Ingemar Starfleet, a collation of freedom fighters led by Jack Herer has established a new hidden base on the desolate ice world of Holland's Hope.

The evil lord Dark Viper, haunted with finding young Herer, has deployed thousands of distant probes into the outer reaches of space…

EPISODE VI - THE RETURN OF THE JEDI MASTER YODA KUSH OG

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Jack Herer has returned to his home planet of Trichome in an attempt to rescue his friend Johnny Blaze from the clutches of the evil gangster Hash Dawg.

Little does Jack know that the Jedi Master, Yoda Kush OG has secretly begun construction of a new cannabis space garden even more powerful than the first prototypes.

When completed, this superior cannabis cultivation module will provide the freedom fighters with the coveted strain Skywalker Kush and restore stellar cannabis to the galaxy…

MAY THE FORCE OF SKYWALKER KUSH BE WITH YOU...

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References:

Retrieved: April 21, 2019. www.inafarawaygalaxy.com. "Opening crawls" from the original trilogy; Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back, and The Return of the Jedi. Lucus Films, 1977.

Photos 1,2, and 3 sourced from Pixabay.com

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