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The battle on planet @D00k13 is growing in intensity as the @Skylinebuds Corps' fleet is covering the @Smoakpipe in a coordinated attack by joining their fighter ships together to make a security net, bringing the @Smoakpipe to a snail's crawl. @Darain the Accuser feeling the pressure uses his newfound power to destroy the fleet and effortlessly overmatches @Relaylogix's team.
Before he gets to kill them, @Rocket, high and sketched-out on @HerbnCrypto's genetically-altered @cannabis from the schizophrenic planet @Smokeasaurusrex flies his ship straight into the mouthpiece of the @Smoakpipe and @Darian's anal cavity, seemingly killing him.
The damage to the @Smoakpipe is too extensive and causes it to crash land on @D00k13 as innocent smoke.io community members are running for their lives, and the mighty ship carves its way into @D00k13's landscape, destroy and killing everything in its path while the fleet of @Skylinebuds Corps fights the remaining Bidbots of the @Cannking's Army.
@Groot, using his life-ending power, saves @Relaylogix, @Tecnosgirl, @Dargonx0x, and @Rocket from certain death by housing them in a protective tree-branched sphere. Thousands of @IndaymerStars illuminate the inner @Groot-Globe, a sign of hope and sadness as @Rocket asks his faithful Bong Hunting friend why he is doing this because he knows that @Groot will parish...
The four survive the crash thanks to @Groot's life-saving gift; however, their relief is short-lived when @Darian emerges from the crash. Although unscratched, during the violent impact of @Rocket's kamikaze attack, the head of his war hammer gets impaled deep into his rectum. Butthurt, @Darain the Accuser grabs the shitty end of the stick and pulls it out. Smelling like roasted Moose Turds, he prepares to destroy @D00k13 and starts a crazy dance.
@Relaylogix joins @Darian with a dance of his own in an attempt to distract @Darian long enough for @Dargonx0x to destroy the @Cannaweedness Federation's Hammer with a big LED lasergun called the @Arsenal49 Enforcer. The impact causes the Infinity Stone to break free of @Darian's grip, and @Relaylogix leaps in front of him and grabs it.
Feeling the power of the Infinity Stone, @Relaylogix starts to disintegrate until @Tecnosgirl grabs his hand and takes on some of its power. @Dargonx0x and @Rocket follow @Tecnosgirl's lead creating a powerful blockchain of smoke.io friends.
Without warning, the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy UpSmoke the Infinity Stone's voting powerslide to 100%. @Relaylogix raises the Infinity Stone, and @Darian the Accuser defecates in his pants as his server crashes. @Relaylogix sends a hot and powerful laserbeam of @vaped cosmic smoke right up @Darian's Butt, suspending him in midair and to his death with a fatal case of Butthurt.
@Darian screams in horror like a sissy as his rectum glows with a bandwidth of Smoke Power, causing him to drop one last link before dying. Simultaneously, the @D00k13 Planetary Witness Patrol Avatar (13-PWPA) instantly spots a biohazard and community virus and issues a flag.
@Tecnosgirl immediately places the Infinity Stone into a new Bitcoin Bong, and @Relaylogix hands it over to @Nomadwolf according to their agreed-upon deal. @Relaylogix gives warning to @Nomadwolf as he ascends to the Ravenger's ship and tells him to never open it because he knows not of its destructive nature.
Aboard, @Nomadwolf has seen its power and sits with the Bitcoin Bong, laughing to himself because he did not deliver the Star Lord's head as promised to his father @LordofTruth. His artifact is now more valuable than any other bounty known to exist in the @Cannabis Galaxy. After a careful self-wager of his own life, he decides to open the Bitcoin Bong and discovers a troll doll belonging to @Relaylogix.
After the battle, @Relaylogix's group of smoke.io friends who now call themselves the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy are now considered an Alliance of the @Skylinebuds Corp who also has their criminal trafficking records expunged. While @Relaylogix's bravery has his people calling him The @Smoke Lord.
The Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy get @vaped and leave @D00k13 in the @Smoakpipe repaired by the @Skylinebuds Corps to start a new smoke.io community's quest in Volume 2: Also aboard the @Smoakpipe is a stoned and happy little clone recovered from @Groot who is already growing a new set of @greenleaves.
PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two
PART 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-three