GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY - VOLUME ONE: THE END

4 months ago

The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @WRITER43 exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @WRITER43's baked imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!

GROOT AKA @WRITER43


@Writer43, "Muting @Darian Forever."

This Interactive GIF-Book is dedicated to @Darian the Accuser



SMOKE.IO'S MOST HATED SMOKER


@WRITER43 - CAUTION: GET MEDICATED BEFORE PROCEEDING!


THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...

PART 4: THE END

The battle on planet @D00k13 is growing in intensity as the @Skylinebuds Corps' fleet is covering the @Smoakpipe in a coordinated attack by joining their fighter ships together to make a security net, bringing the @Smoakpipe to a snail's crawl. @Darain the Accuser feeling the pressure uses his newfound power to destroy the fleet and effortlessly overmatches @Relaylogix's team.

Before he gets to kill them, @Rocket, high and sketched-out on @HerbnCrypto's genetically-altered @cannabis from the schizophrenic planet @Smokeasaurusrex flies his ship straight into the mouthpiece of the @Smoakpipe and @Darian's anal cavity, seemingly killing him.


ROCKET AKA @JOESMOKE


@Joesmoke, "Wheew, now that's what I call some good weed!"

The damage to the @Smoakpipe is too extensive and causes it to crash land on @D00k13 as innocent smoke.io community members are running for their lives, and the mighty ship carves its way into @D00k13's landscape, destroy and killing everything in its path while the fleet of @Skylinebuds Corps fights the remaining Bidbots of the @Cannking's Army.

@Groot, using his life-ending power, saves @Relaylogix, @Tecnosgirl, @Dargonx0x, and @Rocket from certain death by housing them in a protective tree-branched sphere. Thousands of @IndaymerStars illuminate the inner @Groot-Globe, a sign of hope and sadness as @Rocket asks his faithful Bong Hunting friend why he is doing this because he knows that @Groot will parish...


GROOT AKA @WRITER43


@Writer43, "We...Are...Groot..."

The four survive the crash thanks to @Groot's life-saving gift; however, their relief is short-lived when @Darian emerges from the crash. Although unscratched, during the violent impact of @Rocket's kamikaze attack, the head of his war hammer gets impaled deep into his rectum. Butthurt, @Darain the Accuser grabs the shitty end of the stick and pulls it out. Smelling like roasted Moose Turds, he prepares to destroy @D00k13 and starts a crazy dance.

@DARIAN - SMOKE.IO'S MOST HATED SMOKER


@Darian, "I Love Big Hammers!"

@Relaylogix joins @Darian with a dance of his own in an attempt to distract @Darian long enough for @Dargonx0x to destroy the @Cannaweedness Federation's Hammer with a big LED lasergun called the @Arsenal49 Enforcer. The impact causes the Infinity Stone to break free of @Darian's grip, and @Relaylogix leaps in front of him and grabs it.

Feeling the power of the Infinity Stone, @Relaylogix starts to disintegrate until @Tecnosgirl grabs his hand and takes on some of its power. @Dargonx0x and @Rocket follow @Tecnosgirl's lead creating a powerful blockchain of smoke.io friends.

Shocked, @Darian cannot believe that the power of the Infinity Stone did not kill @Relaylogix and question his origins.


@Darian, "Who are you!"

@Relaylogix with still having a bad case of redeye from @HerbnCryto's insane @cannabis answers the @CannaKing.

Without warning, the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy UpSmoke the Infinity Stone's voting powerslide to 100%. @Relaylogix raises the Infinity Stone, and @Darian the Accuser defecates in his pants as his server crashes. @Relaylogix sends a hot and powerful laserbeam of @vaped cosmic smoke right up @Darian's Butt, suspending him in midair and to his death with a fatal case of Butthurt.

@Darian screams in horror like a sissy as his rectum glows with a bandwidth of Smoke Power, causing him to drop one last link before dying. Simultaneously, the @D00k13 Planetary Witness Patrol Avatar (13-PWPA) instantly spots a biohazard and community virus and issues a flag.

@Tecnosgirl immediately places the Infinity Stone into a new Bitcoin Bong, and @Relaylogix hands it over to @Nomadwolf according to their agreed-upon deal. @Relaylogix gives warning to @Nomadwolf as he ascends to the Ravenger's ship and tells him to never open it because he knows not of its destructive nature.


@Tecnosgirl, "You had to trick him."

Aboard, @Nomadwolf has seen its power and sits with the Bitcoin Bong, laughing to himself because he did not deliver the Star Lord's head as promised to his father @LordofTruth. His artifact is now more valuable than any other bounty known to exist in the @Cannabis Galaxy. After a careful self-wager of his own life, he decides to open the Bitcoin Bong and discovers a troll doll belonging to @Relaylogix.

ROCKET AKA @JOESMOKE

After the battle, @Relaylogix's group of smoke.io friends who now call themselves the Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy are now considered an Alliance of the @Skylinebuds Corp who also has their criminal trafficking records expunged. While @Relaylogix's bravery has his people calling him The @Smoke Lord.

THE @SMOKE LORD

Meanwhile, @Tecnosgirl pulls The @Smoke Lord aside and tells him some bad news. According to lab reports, @Relaylogix is only half-human, his father is part of an alien race not yet encountered.


@Tecnosgirl, "I'm sorry that I had to be the one to tell you."

The Guardians of the @Cannabis Galaxy get @vaped and leave @D00k13 in the @Smoakpipe repaired by the @Skylinebuds Corps to start a new smoke.io community's quest in Volume 2: Also aboard the @Smoakpipe is a stoned and happy little clone recovered from @Groot who is already growing a new set of @greenleaves.

Much Love to My Fans! @WRITER43


I AM BABY @GROOT


THE END OF VOLUME ONE:

Please stayed tuned for Volume 2 in the distant but near future.

If you missed part 1, 2 or 3 you can get caught up by clicking the links below.

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two
PART 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-three

SOURCES AND GIFS

https://www.moviehousememories.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2014/
https://www.bustle.com/p/a-guardians-of-the-galaxy-recap-to-get-you-up-to-date-before-vol-2-51996
https://smoke.io/offtopic/@d00k13/flagging-darian-you-drop-link-in-comments-i-flag
http://www.giphy.com/
http://www.tenor.com/
http://makeagif.com

#Guardians-of-the-Cannabis-Galaxy #Cannabis #Stay-Medicated



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We are Groot ,,,, haha 😎👌👍🙏

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Thanks, I'm glad you like it:)

Arn’t you so cute... could even be a cannabis/humanoid hybrid 😅

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Anything is possible in Volume 2:)

Wunderbar!

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I told you that your spirit lives on forever among us stoners:)

Half humans are okay I guess along as they have the fire. LOL

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That's right, don't forget the SMOKE:D

Groot is such a cutie! :) I loved him in those movies! I think the whole plot behind them was very well thought out frankly. It wasn't anything too crazy or original, but the way that they directed and produced them made them such a joy to watch!

As for your version, it's obviously a bit more relevant to us all here. :)

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It is just too bad I did not make it into this part! :'(

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Let me see what I can do in Volume 2!

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Thanks, all of my books include the community members as its cast:)

That has as smerk on my face. Wonderful saga. The Smoke Quest...

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Thanks @Smoke Lord:) Next one will be better because we killed @Darian and I don't have to write about that asshole:D