SMOKE.IO'S MOST HATED SMOKER
@Alexsandr the Great Collector, prepares to give the stoners their payment of 120,000 BTC for the Bitcoin Bong, but @Potspoon, takes advantage of an opportunity to steal the priceless artifact and free herself from the control of the Collector and indulges in its power. Instantly, a seismic energy pulse is fired from the Bitcoin Bong, killing @Potspoon and destroying much of @Alexsandr's exotic and rare Bong Collection.
@Rocket and @Groot barely escape the blast and run for their lives while @Tecnosgirl is being violently pulled into the unforgiven backdraft of the cosmic blast and destined to die, the Star Lord @Relaylogix stands unafraid, extends his hand and love for her and saves @Tecnosgirl's life.
@Tecnosgirl, now understanding the sheer and imminent danger that the Infinity Stone holds, attempts to convince the other smoke.io stoners to hand it over to the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps when @Darian the Accuser and his newly acquired crypto-assassins dubbed the @CannaKing Army, smoke.io's first and ONLY BidBot seeking eternal SMOKE POWER arrives on the platform.
SMOKE.IO'S FIRST AND ONLY BIDBOT
Apparently, a drunk and stoned @Dargonx0x summoned @Darian the Accuser by mistake as @Dargonx0x battles @Darian, the smart stoners try to escape by stealing a @cannabis Space Pod designed by @ZPZN and are pursued by the Bidbots of the @CannaKing Army, led by @GettingHigh. @Darian easily defeats @Dargonx0x while @GettingHigh destroys @Tecnosgirl's Pod, leaving her to face certain death amongst the distant and desolate Sensi Stars of the @Cannabis Galaxy.
@GettingHigh takes the Infinity Stone as the @CannaKing Army departs. Despite @Rocket's urgency to flee, @Relaylogix is unwilling to leave @Tecnosgirl behind and summons @Nomadwolf before chasing her deep into the unknown origins of uncharted and uncultivated @cannabis space.
Reaching @Tecnosgirl moments before death, the Star Lord gives @Tecnosgirl his mask and saves her life for the second time. @Nomadwolf arrives and collects the space-stragglers before they succumb to the immense effect of Sensi Star's deathly and highly-distillate grip. Once aboard, @Relaylogix convinces @Nomadwolf to a truce and tells him together, they will steal the Infinity Stone back and sell it for much more than the most current offer of 120,000 BTC.
Meanwhile, @Groot convinces @Rocket and @Dargonx0x to rescue @Relaylogix and @Tecnosgirl; however, before doing so they must smoke some genetically-altered weed from the analytical laboratories of @HerbnCrypto LLC.; known to contain high trace amounts of Angel Dust from the distant and schizophrenic planet called @Smokeasaurusrex.
After a successful mission and reunited, the stoners agree that facing @Darian the Accuser means certain death; however, they must stop him from using the power of the Infinity Stone to rule the @Cannabis Galaxy.
Meanwhile, aboard the Galatic @Cannaweedness Federation's flagship spacecraft known as the @SmoakPipe, @Darian contacts @Acid, who demands that the Bitcoin Bong be delivered to him as promised. In light of this threat, @Acid sends @Darain a reminder of his Butthurt promise to @Darian if he should ever fail him again.
However, @Darian uses his power to embed the Infinity Stone into his hammer, taking total power for himself and promising the destruction of the planet @D00k13 as well as threatening the Intergalactic Warlord @Acid with his life.
Hateful of her adopted father @Acid, @GettingHigh agrees to change sides and destroy smoke.io's Most Hated Smoker @Darian. Meanwhile, @Relaylogix sends an encrypted message to the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, warning them of an imminent attack by the @CannaKing Army.
Lying with the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, @Relaylogix's group of sophisticated stoners arrive at @D00k13 confronting the Bidbots of the @CannaKing Army while @Rocket assists the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, the rest of @Relaylogix's team breaches the @SmoakPipe and advance toward @Darian the Accuser.
Meanwhile, @Tecnosgirl battles @GettingHigh while @Relaylogix, @Dargonx0x, and @Groot fight and kill @Lilweezy and the Bidbots of the @CannaKing Army. Defeating @GettingHigh, @Tecnosgirl attempts to convince her step-sister to betray @Darian and join her group of stoners; however, @GettingHigh refuses her sister's offer and flees from the battle in a stolen spacecraft.
As the intense battle commences, allies begin to fall from the atmosphere onto the city below, killing many innocent smoke.io community members in the process while @Rocket stands fearless, destroying as many Bidbots as possible before they plummet from the galaxy and annihilate any more innocent stoners.
PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two