GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY - VOLUME ONE: PART THREE

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THANOS AKA @ACID


@Acid, "For those who surely see will soon kneel down before me!"

The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @WRITER43 exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @WRITER43's baked imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!

GROOT AKA @WRITER43


@Writer43, "Unmuting @Darian Now.

Let's see how he likes his leading role?

This interactive GIF-Book is dedicated to @Darian the Accuser


SMOKE.IO'S MOST HATED SMOKER


@WRITER43 - CAUTION: GET MEDICATED BEFORE PROCEEDING!



THE SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST CONTINUES...

DRAX THE DESTROYER AKA @DARGONX0X

PART THREE:

@Alexsandr the Great Collector, prepares to give the stoners their payment of 120,000 BTC for the Bitcoin Bong, but @Potspoon, takes advantage of an opportunity to steal the priceless artifact and free herself from the control of the Collector and indulges in its power. Instantly, a seismic energy pulse is fired from the Bitcoin Bong, killing @Potspoon and destroying much of @Alexsandr's exotic and rare Bong Collection.

TRIVAN THE GREAT COLLECTOR AKA @ALEXSANDR


@Alexsander, "My Bongs, they simply cannot be replaced."

@Rocket and @Groot barely escape the blast and run for their lives while @Tecnosgirl is being violently pulled into the unforgiven backdraft of the cosmic blast and destined to die, the Star Lord @Relaylogix stands unafraid, extends his hand and love for her and saves @Tecnosgirl's life.

@Tecnosgirl, now understanding the sheer and imminent danger that the Infinity Stone holds, attempts to convince the other smoke.io stoners to hand it over to the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps when @Darian the Accuser and his newly acquired crypto-assassins dubbed the @CannaKing Army, smoke.io's first and ONLY BidBot seeking eternal SMOKE POWER arrives on the platform.


THE CANNAKING ARMY




SMOKE.IO'S FIRST AND ONLY BIDBOT

Apparently, a drunk and stoned @Dargonx0x summoned @Darian the Accuser by mistake as @Dargonx0x battles @Darian, the smart stoners try to escape by stealing a @cannabis Space Pod designed by @ZPZN and are pursued by the Bidbots of the @CannaKing Army, led by @GettingHigh. @Darian easily defeats @Dargonx0x while @GettingHigh destroys @Tecnosgirl's Pod, leaving her to face certain death amongst the distant and desolate Sensi Stars of the @Cannabis Galaxy.

NEBULA AKA @GETTINGHIGH


@GettingHigh, "Enjoy your ride, Bitch!"

@GettingHigh takes the Infinity Stone as the @CannaKing Army departs. Despite @Rocket's urgency to flee, @Relaylogix is unwilling to leave @Tecnosgirl behind and summons @Nomadwolf before chasing her deep into the unknown origins of uncharted and uncultivated @cannabis space.

Reaching @Tecnosgirl moments before death, the Star Lord gives @Tecnosgirl his mask and saves her life for the second time. @Nomadwolf arrives and collects the space-stragglers before they succumb to the immense effect of Sensi Star's deathly and highly-distillate grip. Once aboard, @Relaylogix convinces @Nomadwolf to a truce and tells him together, they will steal the Infinity Stone back and sell it for much more than the most current offer of 120,000 BTC.

YONDU AKA @NOMADWOLF


@Nomadwolf, "You got yourself a deal mate, but if you fuck me over, I will kill you!"

Meanwhile, @Groot convinces @Rocket and @Dargonx0x to rescue @Relaylogix and @Tecnosgirl; however, before doing so they must smoke some genetically-altered weed from the analytical laboratories of @HerbnCrypto LLC.; known to contain high trace amounts of Angel Dust from the distant and schizophrenic planet called @Smokeasaurusrex.


@SMOKEASAURUSREX - THE MOST INSANE PLANET



THE @SMOKEASAURUSREX - WELCOMES ALL CRAZY AND HIGH STONERS!

After a successful mission and reunited, the stoners agree that facing @Darian the Accuser means certain death; however, they must stop him from using the power of the Infinity Stone to rule the @Cannabis Galaxy.

@DARIAN THE ACCUSER

Meanwhile, aboard the Galatic @Cannaweedness Federation's flagship spacecraft known as the @SmoakPipe, @Darian contacts @Acid, who demands that the Bitcoin Bong be delivered to him as promised. In light of this threat, @Acid sends @Darain a reminder of his Butthurt promise to @Darian if he should ever fail him again.


D-10 GPS HEAT-SEEKING BUTT DRONES


RONAN THE ACCUSER AKA @DARIAN


@Darian, "That looks like some serious Butthurt!"

However, @Darian uses his power to embed the Infinity Stone into his hammer, taking total power for himself and promising the destruction of the planet @D00k13 as well as threatening the Intergalactic Warlord @Acid with his life.

Hateful of her adopted father @Acid, @GettingHigh agrees to change sides and destroy smoke.io's Most Hated Smoker @Darian. Meanwhile, @Relaylogix sends an encrypted message to the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, warning them of an imminent attack by the @CannaKing Army.

Lying with the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, @Relaylogix's group of sophisticated stoners arrive at @D00k13 confronting the Bidbots of the @CannaKing Army while @Rocket assists the @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, the rest of @Relaylogix's team breaches the @SmoakPipe and advance toward @Darian the Accuser.

ROCKET AKA @JOESMOKE


@JoeSmoke, "Nobody fucks with my smoke.io friends, die mother fuckers and peace out hommies!"

Meanwhile, @Tecnosgirl battles @GettingHigh while @Relaylogix, @Dargonx0x, and @Groot fight and kill @Lilweezy and the Bidbots of the @CannaKing Army. Defeating @GettingHigh, @Tecnosgirl attempts to convince her step-sister to betray @Darian and join her group of stoners; however, @GettingHigh refuses her sister's offer and flees from the battle in a stolen spacecraft.

As the intense battle commences, allies begin to fall from the atmosphere onto the city below, killing many innocent smoke.io community members in the process while @Rocket stands fearless, destroying as many Bidbots as possible before they plummet from the galaxy and annihilate any more innocent stoners.


@JoeSmoke, "Eat this shit and die - Bidbot Bitches!"


THE END OF PART THREE:

Please stayed tuned for Part Four, the end of Volume One!

If you missed part 1 and 2, you can get caught up by clicking the links below.

PART 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-one
PART 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@writer43/guardians-of-the-cannabis-galaxy-volume-one-part-two

SOURCES, PIC, AND GIFS

https://www.moviehousememories.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2014/
https://www.bustle.com/p/a-guardians-of-the-galaxy-recap-to-get-you-up-to-date-before-vol-2-51996
https://smoke.io/news/@darian/introducing-cannaking-smoke-s-first-and-only-bidbot
http://www.giphy.com/
http://www.tenor.com/


@WRITER43 - I AM GROOT

#Guardians-of-the-Cannabis-Galaxy #Cannabis #Stay-Medicated



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Hi @writer43,
Here is my stone of infinity.

I have already divided it into two parts.

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Is that hash???

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looks like it

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Yes, this is hash. Made by me.

I have faith my sister will eventually come around after all blood is thicker than water right? LOL

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I believe she does come around:)

How did I become a planet??? 🤣🤣🤣 I am your destination 😅

Great Writing, I love it! LOL kinda dumbfounded what to really say.... next please!

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@D00k13 sounded like a good name for an intergalactic @cannabis planet:) Thanks bro, this is my free-write on high:)

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Yea dude does seem to fit pretty well 👍

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Thanks, Planet Xandar AKA Planet @D00k13:D

Excellent chapter! I find it silly to be a Lord! Lord of Smoke lol...

Keep it up, nothing like getting stoned laughing my ass off to a great free write!

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Dude that's a great name, and this is why I like feedback because you guys come up with some stuff that I didn't even think about. This just gave me a good idea for the ending:D Stay tuned...

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LOL someone needs to get off their high horse

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And to think, I just unmuted him? Show some love for @Writer43:D

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You can do better than that 😏

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Did you also send your lawyers when you were too stupid to understand a TOS and you were charged fees as high as your deposit?

Tell us how that went. Sure those lawyers of yours must be very frightening and thus effective.

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You're definitely getting Butthurt in the next chapter:D


I AM @GROOT.

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