In 1988 Wisconsin, a young stoner named Star-Lord AKA @Relaylogix stands by his mother, @Indaymers as she lies in her hospital bed dying of cancer while smoking some high-grade Wedding Cake @cannabis gifted by @Igbo4cake. Close to death and severely stoned, @Indaymers talks about @Relaylogox's father @LordofTruth, whom the young stoner has never met or even gotten stoned with.
When @Indaymers dies and goes to her final resting place among the German @Cannabis Gods, @Relaylogix runs away from the hospital as fast as he can. When he reaches an open landrace field full of Mexican @Sativa, he is abducted by an alien vessel shaped like a @cannabis leaf. The occupants of the space ship take the young stoner aboard and depart deep into the @offgrid of the @cannabis galaxy.
26 years later, @Relaylogix is now a seasoned smoker and member of the @Cryptosmokers led by @Unnamed, who is known on smoke.io as the "Batman Plagiarism Investigator" (BPI), a news writer, and a former publisher as well as a @cannabis-smoking, Galactic Enforcer that will flag you for posting @cannabis-related Bullshit - you didn't write!
The @Cryptosmokers are employed by the Galatic @Cannaweedness Federation whose mission is to recover an interstellar Bitcoin Bong worth 100,000 BTC from the planet @D00k13. @Relaylogix, who has grown Sour Deez towards the @Cryptosmokers for abducting him and taking him away from his favorite black market connection @Indica, travels to @D00k13 alone and steals the Bitcoin Bong for himself, only to be hunted by @Lilweezy who is known to smoke mad weed while riding on a High Horse. He is also a ruthless Bong Hunter who is hired by @Darian the Accuser.
According to @Unnamed, over the past several months @Darian the Accuser has raised upheaval and told fake news stories amongst the smoke.io community and has been systematically disruptive. Although @Darian the Accuser will not admit his true identity, he continues to badger innocent stoners in his quest for the Bitcoin Bong.
To aid in the hunt, @Acid has lent @Darian the Accuser @GettingHigh and @Tecnosgirl who is a highly-trained Luphomoid crypto assassin and adopted daughter of @Acid and stepsister to @GettingHigh, a ruthless, stoner hybrid-female assassin child also adopted by @Acid.
@GettingHigh is also the right-hand woman to @Darian the Accuser, and during @Darian and @Acid's quest to retrieve the Bitcoin Bong, she helped them to fight the Guardians of @Cannabis Galaxy during the Battle of @Stickybudz.
By tracking the @smokerings left behind from the Ravenger's trail of @cannabis smoke, the villains discover @Nomadwolf's arrangement with the Broker and send @GettingHigh to intercept @Relaylogix's father, @LordofTruth.
On the planet @Stickybudz, @LordofTruth attempts to sell the Bitcoin Bong to the Broker; however, learning that @Lilweezy was working for @Darian the Accuser, the Broker doesn't want any part of the Bitcoin Bong and turns @LordofTruth away. Without warning, @LordofTruth is attacked by @GettingHigh, who takes the Bitcoin Bong and disappears into the darkness of the Blue Dream neon-lit streets.
A fierce fight ensues, drawing in two notorious Bong Hunters, @JoeSmoke the Racoon and @Writer43 the Groot, and both are looking to cash in on @Nowmadwolf's bounty; however, The @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, which is @D00k13's primary military force, arrives on the scene and arrest the pair of intimidating Bong Hunters and imprisons them in the Interstellar Prison known as @Grahamsvorten.