GUARDIANS OF THE CANNABIS GALAXY - VOLUME ONE: PART ONE

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The Guardians of the Galaxy is a production of Marvel Comics and is being rewritten by @WRITER43 exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, Marvel Comics, and @WRITER43's baked imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!

This interactive GIF-Book is dedicated to @Darian the Accuser.


@WRITER43 - CAUTION: GET MEDICATED BEFORE PROCEEDING!


I AM @WRITER43 DON'T FUCK WITH ME!


A NEW SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY'S QUEST BEGINS...


@RELAYLOGIX

PART ONE:

In 1988 Wisconsin, a young stoner named Star-Lord AKA @Relaylogix stands by his mother, @Indaymers as she lies in her hospital bed dying of cancer while smoking some high-grade Wedding Cake @cannabis gifted by @Igbo4cake. Close to death and severely stoned, @Indaymers talks about @Relaylogox's father @LordofTruth, whom the young stoner has never met or even gotten stoned with.

As she takes her last toke of @cannabis before passing away, she hands her son her favorite Turtle Pipe given to her by @Jackdub, one hand-written letter, and one AWESOME present!


“I'm Not in Love” by 10cc.

When @Indaymers dies and goes to her final resting place among the German @Cannabis Gods, @Relaylogix runs away from the hospital as fast as he can. When he reaches an open landrace field full of Mexican @Sativa, he is abducted by an alien vessel shaped like a @cannabis leaf. The occupants of the space ship take the young stoner aboard and depart deep into the @offgrid of the @cannabis galaxy.


@Offgrid, "If someone is fighting with you on Smoke.io it is best to just Mute them with some alien @cannabis from another dimension."

26 years later, @Relaylogix is now a seasoned smoker and member of the @Cryptosmokers led by @Unnamed, who is known on smoke.io as the "Batman Plagiarism Investigator" (BPI), a news writer, and a former publisher as well as a @cannabis-smoking, Galactic Enforcer that will flag you for posting @cannabis-related Bullshit - you didn't write!



@Unnamed, "Not to mention, I hate rabbits, especially their holes!"

The @Cryptosmokers are employed by the Galatic @Cannaweedness Federation whose mission is to recover an interstellar Bitcoin Bong worth 100,000 BTC from the planet @D00k13. @Relaylogix, who has grown Sour Deez towards the @Cryptosmokers for abducting him and taking him away from his favorite black market connection @Indica, travels to @D00k13 alone and steals the Bitcoin Bong for himself, only to be hunted by @Lilweezy who is known to smoke mad weed while riding on a High Horse. He is also a ruthless Bong Hunter who is hired by @Darian the Accuser.


@Lilweezy, "Who? @Darian the Accuser? I don't work for the most-hated smoker on the site! I just smoke mad weed bitches and ride a high horse, but I ain't gonna lie... I do want that Bitcoin Bong!"

According to @Unnamed, over the past several months @Darian the Accuser has raised upheaval and told fake news stories amongst the smoke.io community and has been systematically disruptive. Although @Darian the Accuser will not admit his true identity, he continues to badger innocent stoners in his quest for the Bitcoin Bong.


@DARIAN THE ACUSSER

Although @Reaylogix escapes with the Bitcoin Bong, @Nomadwolf discovers that @Relaylogix has stolen back the Bitcoin Bong and issues 100 Bitcoins for his head.


@Nomadwolf, "That's right bitches - 100 Bitcoins for the Star-Lord's head!"

Meanwhile, @Darian the Accuser has partnered with @Acid to aid in his quest for the Bitcoin Bong in exchange for the annihilation of the planet @Stickybudz.


THE INTERGALATIC WARLORD @ACID

To aid in the hunt, @Acid has lent @Darian the Accuser @GettingHigh and @Tecnosgirl who is a highly-trained Luphomoid crypto assassin and adopted daughter of @Acid and stepsister to @GettingHigh, a ruthless, stoner hybrid-female assassin child also adopted by @Acid.


@Tecnosgirl, "I am the Queen of Smoke."


@GettingHigh, "Fuck with me, and I'll kill you where you stand!"

@GettingHigh is also the right-hand woman to @Darian the Accuser, and during @Darian and @Acid's quest to retrieve the Bitcoin Bong, she helped them to fight the Guardians of @Cannabis Galaxy during the Battle of @Stickybudz.

By tracking the @smokerings left behind from the Ravenger's trail of @cannabis smoke, the villains discover @Nomadwolf's arrangement with the Broker and send @GettingHigh to intercept @Relaylogix's father, @LordofTruth.


@LordofTruth, "Say hello to my little friend. The Bitcoin Bong is mine bitches, and don't think for a nanosecond that I won't blast a black hole right through your ugly, fucking skull! Yeah, I stole the Bitcoin Bong from my son @Relaylogix. What the fuck are you going to do about it - Maggot!"

On the planet @Stickybudz, @LordofTruth attempts to sell the Bitcoin Bong to the Broker; however, learning that @Lilweezy was working for @Darian the Accuser, the Broker doesn't want any part of the Bitcoin Bong and turns @LordofTruth away. Without warning, @LordofTruth is attacked by @GettingHigh, who takes the Bitcoin Bong and disappears into the darkness of the Blue Dream neon-lit streets.


@GettingHigh, "The Bitcoin Bong is destined to be with its Crypto-Master!"

A fierce fight ensues, drawing in two notorious Bong Hunters, @JoeSmoke the Racoon and @Writer43 the Groot, and both are looking to cash in on @Nowmadwolf's bounty; however, The @Skylinebuds Galatic Corps, which is @D00k13's primary military force, arrives on the scene and arrest the pair of intimidating Bong Hunters and imprisons them in the Interstellar Prison known as @Grahamsvorten.


@JoeSmoke, "Show me some fucking respect will ya, just call me @ROCKET AKA @JOESMOKE!"


@GROOT AKA @WRITER43

"Hello @Darian the Acusser, I am NOT @Skylinebuds!"

"I am @GROOT AKA @WRITER43 & No One Writes Quite Like Me!"


THE END OF PART ONE:

Please stayed tuned for Part Two!

SOURCES, CANNABIS ALIEN PIC @Offgrid, AND GIFS

https://www.moviehousememories.com/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2014/
https://www.bustle.com/p/a-guardians-of-the-galaxy-recap-to-get-you-up-to-date-before-vol-2-51996
https://smoke.io/offtopic/@offgrid/if-someone-is-fighting-with-you-on-smoke-io-it-is-best-to-just-mute-them
http://www.giphy.com/
http://www.tenor.com/


@WRITER43 - STAY MEDICATED

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Thanks for given us the possibility to enjoy your great work. I love it - The legalization is more than getting high and when I read your free write I feel that we are so close to.

BTW, After many attempts to obtain the Bitcoin Bong by his eldest son "The Joker", @lordoftruth got sick due to @Indaymers's tragic passing, the reason why he will send soon his brother "The Undertaker" to borrow @Lilweezy's High Horse, to recover the "Bitcoin Bong" and to colaborate with "Galactic Plagiarism Investigator" in order to stop the Accuser.

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That's awesome! Thanks, @LordofTruth! This is a fiction story, so your brother the @UnderTaker will be injected in part 2 as you wish! I don't want any problems with you! LOL

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Thanks Mate. This is the real free write that I love, as you have the ability to change everything as your fans want!

Feel free to kill @lordoftruth, the father of @Relaylogix and the Joker when needed, as he miss his loved wife and he wants to smoke with @Indaymers some "Wedding Cake".

And be sure that after @lord death; his sons, his brother, his best friend @Unnamed / BPI / "Batman Plagiarism Investigator" and his favorite black market connection @Indica will keep fighting to kill the one - two - three accusers, to raise "The Smoke Empire" !

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If my memory is right? Your son @Relaylogix actually kills you in the movie! Hmm, but your other son, the @Joker is still alive. Part 2 should be fun to write, and TY I love free writing and entertaining you guys and gals! BTW... Since this a free write, I can edit whatever I want, so I just updated @Unnamed's Bio with yours, I like it better! Great stuff! LOL

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Always you are right. Indeed, he will kill me, and I will be happy to get killed by him as he will send me to @Indaymers..

Will be great tale with @Relaylogix, @Joker @Undertaker, Batman and @indica..

Thanks for your time.. Wait for Part II.. Let them raise The Empire.

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Yes, it should be a blast! You don't have to thank me for my time, this is why I do this. I write to see the comments and interact with my fellow stoners. It's dedicated fans like yourself and others who make this free-write possible!!

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Lol.ol.. go still hunt that bong and keep puffin' in honor of and memory of @indaymers..

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In memory of loved @indaymers, will get the bong back..
My brother "The Undertaker" coming soon..

Ha ha.... that’s great. Especially the aliens bit.

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I thought you might find some humor in that! :D

Hahaha.. great story and chapter 1 is exciting because you integrated a good story on the present situation of smoke... thanks my friend.

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Thanks, @Indaymers. BTW, I'm sorry I had to kill your character, but @Dargonx0x is right, the German Cannabis Gods are nothing to fool with! LOL

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mygad! I enjoyed reading it and don't ya worry even if you died with cancer your character will still hunt the bitches hahaha...

I like it... smoke on @groot lolololllll!!!

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Thanks so much, I appreciate that!

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a very nice twist from those boring rants, I find this write-up a good laugh while having coffee. cheers!

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That's good because you have been injected into the story. Stay tuned for part 2:)

Great quality gifs.

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Thanks, Bro! They must match the story!

Time to play awesome mix vol.1 again. :D

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I'm ready to mix things up! LOL

Once again, back to your greatness! Love the free write!

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Thanks, @Relaylogix! Wisconsin does grow some mad alien weed! :D

Amazing work, thanks! One animated serie from this, mmmmm :)

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Glad you like it!

Hi @writer43,
A very interesting movie GIF turned out.

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Thanks my friend:D

This is f** amazin' man, I really wish I could write like you
This is lit 🔥🔥
Smoke on

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Thanks so much, and thanks for giving @Indaymers some fire Wedding Cake before she tragically passed away... (RIP @Indaymers) I wish I could grow like you! Nice looking crops you have mate:D

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Thank you ..I am sure you can grow fine...
Hey the cured canna stash from her last grow will be @indaymers legacy to the @cannaweedness Federation in order to fully recover the Bitcoin Bong.

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Note taken:)

I think I may have gotten too high before reading this. I got lost somewhere in all of the action. Heh. I'll have to read over it again. :P

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Getting high is the only way to read my stories because I write them stoned:)

As always an entertaining story. Another grest post comes out the of the drama well done. This had me laughing out loud disrupting my husband's movie lol

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I had to include The Queen of Smoke. Life gives ya ragweed make some edibles out of it! Thanks so much, I'm glad it made you laugh:)

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Exactly

I enjoyed reading your freewrite. Just following what would be the end result of this story.