THE MAN WITH THE GANJA GUN: Der Raureif des Alten Außerirdischen Seefahrers

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THE MAN WITH THE @GANJA GUN

The Man with the @Ganja Gun is an original production of @Groot and is being written by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


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THE MAN WITH THE @GANJA GUN





CHAPTER 4:



DER RAUREIF des ALTEN AUßERIRDISCHEN SEEFAHRERS


General @Elliot OG has just received an encrypted message from his lead cryptographer, @Razeiv who is aboard the USS @SPIDERMAN CVN420.

The USS @SPIDERMAN CVN420 is advanced Navy Aircraft Carrier heading toward Amsterdam on the North Sea, supporting a US Navy @Cannabis Strike Force with 25 Battleships, 10 Destroyers, 5 Nuclear Submarines, and 200 @z3ll F/A-18E/F Super-Hornet Fighter Jets carrying an army of 100,000 foot-soldiers to resue the @Cannabis Konigin (Queen) @Indaymers and free Germany from its occupation under the rule of the @Cannaweedness SS General @Iah.

THE US NAVY @CANNABIS STRIKE FORCE

@Razeiv's encrypted message informs General @Elliot OG that General @Iah has deployed 200,000 ancient marine aliens, an unknown enemy in response to Hamburg's destruction and sent the @Cannabis Konigin with the @Cannabis Engel des Todes (Angel of Death), @Adelepazani aboard the ghostship known as der Alten Seefahrers
(The Ancient Mariner).

@ADELEPAZANI AS THE @CANNABIS ENGEL DES TODES



der Kapitän der Ancient Mariner

@Adelepazani, the @Cannabis Engel des Todes is a painter and illustrator of the North Seas who has dark, mystical powers to draw 3-dimensional stargate-circles in water and disappear without a trace, has been contracted by @Iah the @Cannaweedness SS General to deploy her alien army known as "Der Raureif des Alten Außerirdischen Seefahrers" (The Rime of the Ancient Alien Mariner) and to keep his asset, the @Cannabis Konigin @Indaymers from being rescued by US Military Intelligence.

@INDAYMERS AS THE @CANNABIS KONIGIN

Simultaneously, General @Iah sends a barrage @ARTISTO Supersonic Mach-3 cruise missiles from his Baden-Württemberg Battleship, destroying most of the US Naval @Cannabis Strike Force and crippling their efforts, reestablishes his control over Germany and reinforces its borders and seas with a hired killing force of 200,000 advanced Alien Marine Terminators called:


DER RAUREIF des ALTEN AUßERIRDISCHEN SEEFAHRERS




THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT ALIEN MARINER

Meanwhile, back at Area 51 in Hangar 18, General @Elliot OG reprograms the Man with @Ganja Gun with advanced Marine biometrics and a THC-infused bionic Nero-Link that deciphers the ancient marine alien binary language.

@REALKIKI85 der 420 TERMINATOR

General @Elliot OG decides that @Realkiki85 needs formidable backup with advanced alien-hydroponic photon laser weapon systems and quantum lightspeed capabilities designed for marine warfare, sends a crypto-message via Discord to his Space Nugs connection from Outerspace @Offgrid, the renegade Canadian pilot of the Millenium Falcon OG.

THE MILLENIUM FALCON OG

General @Elliot OG sends @Realkiki85 and his trusty companion, the mad-weed smoking ape @Eonwarped, via quantum teleportation to a Ravenger's pool hall on the distant planet called @D00k13 where the Man with the @Ganja Gun uses his advanced alien facial recognition software and quickly identities his abettor smoking a spliff of high-quality Alien Space Nugs.


SUBJECT IDENTIFIED: @OFFGRID

@Realkiki85 sends a telepathic message to @General @Elliot OG confirming his contact with @Offgrid and is ordered to proceed with the highly-classified covert mission:


EISERNE JUNGFRAU (IRON MAIDEN)



Mission Date: 03.24.20

Code Name: DER 420 SOLDAT (THE 420 TROOPER)

@Offgrid, @Eonwarped, and @Realkiki85 board the Millenium Falcon OG as @Eonwarped and @Offgrid argue over who's turn it is to hit the Space Nugs and without warning, @Offgrid slides the quantum-drive controller forward into lightspeed in the direction of the North Sea's of Der Raureif des Alten Außerirdischen Seefahrers.

@Adelepazani, the @Cannabis Engel des Todes stands in the Rumpf verlorener Seelen (Hull of Lost Souls) in the der Alten Seefahrers, draws a circle of light starboardside and sees the incoming threat. She prepares der Raureif des Alten Außerirdischen Seefahrers for battle.

DER @CANNABIS ENGEL DES TODES


THE @CANNABIS ANGEL OF DEATH


ARTWORK BY @ADELEPAZANI DER @CANNABIS ENGEL DES TODES


END OF CHAPTER FOUR

If you missed the opening to the series, click the links below:

Chapter 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-man-with-the-ganja-gun

Chapter 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-man-with-the-ganja-gun-chapter-2

Chapter 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-man-with-the-ganja-gun-chapter-3

Please Stay Tuned for Chapter Five: DER 420 SOLDAT (THE 420 TROOPER)

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES:

  1. https://makeagif.com

  2. https://giphy.com

  3. https://tenor.com

  4. https://www.youtube.com

  5. Original music by Iron Maiden and covered by the band Phear.

  6. https://smoke.io/art/@adelepazani/4ndvb6-girl-and-cannabis-series

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