The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!
At the place where @zpzn died, @JeffGuitar beats down @Xen with brass knuckles and is extremely pissed off that the cops outside are closing in on him. However, @Xen lies to him and tells him that they are there for another police matter and know nothing about what's going on, but Two-Face doesn't believe him and flips his smoke-coin to the Symphony of Destruction. Acting like a robot, he decides to kill @Xen's son and then stands dangerously close to the edge of a highrise @Skylinebuds' Budscraper taunting @Xen.
@Xen, "What kind of mortal man would kill an innocent boy, son or not?"
The Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight using his advanced tracking software, finds the group and tells Two-Face to point his weapon at him instead because he's the one responsible for @zpzn's death, but does not disclose the fact that he's not @Unnamed, but rather an advanced killing machine from a distant @cannabis dimension.
@JeffGuitar goes on to say that he blames certain people for @zpzn's death, namely @Unnamed, @Xen, and himself. Then, Two-face judges @Xen's son and flips his smoke token as a way to punish him even more and states, it's only fair that everyone has the same 50/50 chance that @zpzn did.
@JeffGuitar, "Who here deserves more than a 50/50 chance?"
Two-Face flips his smoke-coin for the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight's fate as it lands ugly-side up, so he shoots him in the stomach with an @Artisto Glock 9mm, then he flips it again for his own fate and gets the pretty-side for himself, but before he gets to see his third flip considering the boy's fate, @Realkiki85 severely injured, uses his alien facial recognition software and deploys the @Arsenal49 and blows a gaping hole through the good side of his face, killing him on contact.
With Two-Face lying on the floor dead with blood oozing out of his cranium coupled with a dead Joker, @Xen and @Realkiki85 decide that the Joker would win and one of his henchmen would take his place if @stoners found out; therefore, they decide to keep @JeffGuitar's good name and image as the "White @Cannabis Knight" by letting every @stoner in the City of @Stickybudz know that the former DA, @JeffGuitar is the Hero and the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight is the real murderer.
Meanwhile, @z3ll burns the note that @zpzn gave him since both interested parties are dead and back at @Curationbro' Enterprises' Advanced Science Department, @FutureThinker sets the code to destroy the alien Super-Computer ablaze and walks @Realkiki85 out the secret exit to an above-ground cargo container, but reminds him that he owes him something!
@FutureThinker, "I know that you're the dirty rat who stole my Gelato, you owe me an explanation and some money Mother-Fucker!"
The City of @Stickybudz holds a funeral service for @JeffGuitar who goes down as the @stoner's "White @Cannabis Knight" and @Xen's son asks his father why the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight has to be hunted as @Xen replies, "because my son, he's not a hero, he's a criminal wanted for murder, but the fucked up truth is, he's a well-seasoned smoker and those who break his rules should be afraid of the dark, especially at night."
WIth his mission complete, @Realkiki85 disobeys a direct order from General @Elliot to return to Area 51 for decommissioning and goes to a midday @Cannabis Cafe in Amsterdam where he meets a striking female named @Indaymers.
@Realkiki85, "I'm new in town, but I've got some killer Gelato if you know someplace cool where we can go?"
@Indaymers, "You look harmless enough, let's go to the opera, the Symphony of Destruction is playing tonight."
"Hello smokers, I hope everyone is well-medicated tonight as I am. This movie took A LOT LONGER than I thought it would to rewrite for the smoke.io community as we had to replace the main character @Unnamed, which changed the scope of the plot, but that's where good weed and creativity comes into play. The Dark @Cannabis Knight Rises will feature a new list of current smoke.io users and should be a blast! @Groot loves writing these for you guys and gals!"