THE DARK CANNABIS KNIGHT: A CRAZY TRAIN

2 months ago


THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT

The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTURE & AUDIO BOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

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FOR THE ULTIMATE @GROOT-EXPERIENCE PRESS PLAY AND READ:


ALL ABOARD!




@UNNAMED AS THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT

@D00k13 AS THE JOKER



I, I, I...



WE'RE GOING OFF THE RAILS



ON A CRAZY TRAIN!



LET'S GO! PART 4:

The following day, a memorial service is held for the late @Stickeybudz' Commissioner @Bench. Beforehand, @D00k13 and his henchmen overwhelm the Ceremonial Guards at the @GGARDENER09 EVENT CENTER and take their uniforms during the @Greenleaves 21 Shotgun Salute.

The Joker fires a shot at Mayor @Indica as @Xen jumps in front of him and saves his life.

The @Greenleaves Memorial Service breaks out into chaos as the Joker and his band of @stoner clowns, escape in a stolen @Stickeybudz's police cruiser.


@D00k13, "Give me a drum roll Bitches!"

One of the Joker's henchmen is @SmokeRings, a paranoid schizophrenic who is shot by the cops, handcuffed, and transported on an ambulance and about to be read his Miranda warning, but @Acid captures @SmokeRings by hijacking the ambulance, so he can interrogate him about @D00k13.


VERSE 1:


Crazy... @Raz, the @Cannabis Crime Boss is captured in a Hemporium Nightclub and integrated by @Unnamed about the Joker's whereabouts. The Dark @Cannabis Knight holds @Raz off the side of a Budscraper's fire escape landing. @Raz informs @Unnamed that a fall would be deadly, and The @Cannabis Dark Knight simply replies:


@Unnamed, "I'm counting on it!" (dropping him and breaking both of his legs)

@Raz is old-school, he doesn't give up the Joker and goes on to tell @Unnamed that no one crosses the Joker because he lives by his own rules and doesn't have what it takes to kill him. He then tells @Unnamed that the only way to see the Joker is to let him come find him.


Maybe, it's not too late...


To learn how to love and forget how to hate...



Mental wounds not healing lifes a bitter shame...



I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN...



I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN...


MOTHERFUCKERS!


PAUSE:



LET'S GO!


Meanwhile @Acid, after seeing @SmokeRings' name tag which reads "OFFICER @ZPZN", calls @Zpzn and tells her she is the next one on the Joker's hit list and she should go to someone that she trusts. She tells @Acid that would be @Unnamed which makes Two-Face envious.

@ACID AS HARVEY DENT


VERSE 2:


@Acid's interrogation of @SmokeRings is interrupted by @Unnamed who reprimands him for being like reckless fools. Understanding what's up, @Unnamed informs @Acid that he needs to reveal who he really is, in order to save @Stickeybudz and stop the ruthless Joker who makes his own rules.

@Acid holds a press meeting on one condition, to rule and control. If the media buys it, the Joker's gonna roll...


Mental wounds still screaming driving me insane...



I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN...





I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN...



PAUSE:



I know that things are going wrong for me...





You gotta listen to my word...



YEAH!!!!



STOP HERE AND LISTEN TO THE GUITAR SOLO BY RANDY RHOADS



UNTIL THE MAIN RIFF STARTS:


@Acid demands that The @Cannabis Dark Knight be taken into custody. Standing in the crowd is @Unnamed and before he can step forward, @Acid publicly claims that he is, in fact, The Dark @Cannabis Knight as part of the ruse to lure @D00k13 out of hiding. @Zpzn is mad as hell at @Unnamed for not stepping forward, up and leaves @z3ll some snail mail to give to @Unnamed when the time is right.


SNAIL MAIL EXPRESS





WEED DELIVERY SERVICE AND PERSONAL MATTERS


Arrested and in-route to the relocation, @Xen's SWAT van transport is attacked by a big fucking garbage truck driven by the Joker with a crazy clown's head mounted on top. The huge garbage truck is carrying 500,000 Kilos of high-grade @cannabis, and guarded by two @stoner's: @Graytail and @BGW."

@Graytail, "Yo homie, this weed is fucking crazy!"


VERSE 3:


The real Dark @Cannabis Knight arrives in his prototype armored car.

He crashes into the garbage truck attempting to stop the Joker. The Joker then tries to kill @Acid but fails with multiple attempts with a barrage of heavy artillery. Then using an RPG, the Joker fires at @Acid's van, but his shot is blocked by @Unammed's Batmobile, causing him to crash with irreparable damages as @Unnamed, The Dark @Cannabis Knight stands with one foot on top of death.


Crazy, I just cannot bear, I'm living with something that just isn't fair...



Mental wounds not healing who's and what's to blame...



I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN...





I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN...



END OF PART FOUR:


Please Stay Tuned for Part Five!:

If you missed the opening to the series, click the links below.

Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight
Part 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-2
Pare3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-3

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/plotsummary

  2. https://www.gradesaver.com/the-dark-knight/study-guide/summary

  3. https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/movie/the-dark-knight/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com/search?q=the+dark+knight

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com/gifs/search/batman+begins

  7. https://gifer.com/en/gifs/batman-begins

  8. https://tenor.com

  9. https://youtube.com

  10. Original music and lyrics by Ozzy Osbourne and Randy Rhoads

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