THE DARK CANNABIS KNIGHT RISES: LOVE'S A BITCH

5 months ago


THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT RISES

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The Dark Knight Rises is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTURE & AUDIO BOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

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PART TWO


LOVE'S A BITCH

@Realkiki85 who has taken on the identity of @Unnamed, has locked himself inside @Curationbro Manor since he retired from being the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight
eight years ago.

@Curationbro Enterprises is losing millions of dollars after @Realkiki85 invested in a TCH nuclear reactor project designed to be the next generation in fusion-powered distillate cartridges but shut it down after he discovered that the core could be made into an atomic bomb.

Both @Xen and @Relaylogix have deduced the @Cannabis Batman's identity. While the @Stickybudz police commissioner lies in a hospital bed recovering from his gunshot wound inflicted by @Indica, his appointed detective, @Relaylogix takes a police cruiser and pays @Realkiki85 a visit at his estate imploring him to return as the @Cannabis Batman, but fails to dissuade him and so does @z3ll after he leaves.

@Realkiki85, "Love's got me by the ass again, there's nothing out there but cheap crypto-street whores and besides, @Stickybudz has managed just fine for eight years without me."



RIP @ZPZN

Meanwhile, @Indica and is his band of ninjas, the @Cryptosmokers blatantly walk through the front doors of the Rudex Exchange and take control of it. When @Indica is stopped and asked by security to remove his motorcycle helmet, he takes it off and bashes a female guard in the head, knocking her unconscious and proceeds to find the cryptocurrency manager, @Maxstrell.

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@Maxstrell, "There isn't any smoke tokens here?"

@Indica, "You wouldn't lie to me now would you?"

@Indica, who's not a man of words but rather a man of action, grabs the skinny manager and hurls him into the main terminal and forces him to use a set of stolen fingerprints belonging to @Realkiki85 that were lifted by @Indaymers that she obtained when she stole his mother's pearls.


MISERY IS WHAT I FIND


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LOVE'S A BITCH

@Indica's madness places @Realkiki85 into serious financial trouble on the blockchain, bankrupting @Curationbro Enterprises and forcing him to relinquish control to a seductive female who goes by @Tecnosgirl, AKA "The Queen of Smoke."

@TECNOSGIRL AS TALIA AL GHUL


THE QUEEN OF SMOKE

Correctly identifying that his business adversary, @Darian who now goes by "Daddy" after @Maelstrohmblack flagged him into oblivion while both @Maelstrohmblack and @Writer43 made @Darian into their personal "Bitch," has employed @Indica in the aggressive takeover of @Curationbro Enterprises.

@INDICA AS BANE

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LIKE A CAT WITH DIAMOND EYES

Following a trail left by the @Cannabis Catwoman @Indaymers, @Realkiki85 meets up and gets "hypnotized" as he entrusts her to lead him to @Indica, so he can beat his ass and end this madness.

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However, being such a bitch, @Indaymers leads him into the sewers underneath @Curationbro Enterprises' Advanced Science Department and betrays him, closing a gate behind him and giving him up to the brutal fists of the crazy man in the mask.

@INDAYMERS AS THE @CANNABIS CATWOMAN

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YOU'RE ALL ALONE IN A WOMAN'S WORLD

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IF YOUR BODY SHAKES - GIVE ME A CALL

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LOVE'S A BITCH - BABY - LOVE'S A BITCH - YEAH IT'S CRAZY!

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LOVE'S A BITCH - BABY - LOVE'S A BITCH - YES IT'S CRAZY!

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IS THIS REALLY THE FACE OF A HEARTLESS BITCH?


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YES IT IS!

Earlier that evening, after @Realkiki85 realized that he'd been played by @Indaymers, he asks @z3ll if they still have any cars left at the estate, @z3ll replies, "Yes, Master @Realkiki85, I believe we do." He leaves the estate in a badass Aventador LP640 and arrives in public for the first time in 8-years.

He walks into the fundraiser that is funded by @Curtionbro Enterprises and instantly locks eyes with @Indaymers from across the ballroom floor. He approaches her and politely cuts-in on her date and makes his presence known while retrieving his mother's pearls off her neck.

But little does @Realkiki85 realize, when he took his mother's pearls back, @Indaymers also took his valet parking ticket out of his pocket and took off in his expensive sports car pretending to be his wife, leaving him feeling stupid and having to call @z3ll for a ride home.

@z3ll AS @ALFRED PENNYWORTH



SUCH A BITCH

Back in the sewers, @Indica charges @Realkiki85 on a steel catwalk as @Indaymers watches @Indica beat @Realkiki85's ass to a pulp.

While beating down @Realkiki85, @Indica informs him that he is there to fulfill @Psycertopsb's destiny. He admits that he was using @Darian's construction business as a front to stage a heist on @Curationbro Enterprises' Advanced Science Department and that his men are helping themselves to his armory as he throws him over the landing and shimmies down a chain to inflict even more pain.

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@Indica cripples @Realkiki85 by delivering a vicious roundhouse punch, knocking him unconscious.

@Indica, then picks him up and drops him over his knee, crushing his back and giving him a debilitating spinal cord injury.

@Indica not only breaks @Realkiki85's back, but he also breaks his spirit and protective mask in half as he drops it on the ground in victory. He walks away and instructs his men to deliver @Realkiki85 to an ancient prison called the Pit and says:


CAN YOU FEEL MY PAIN




LOVE'S A BITCH - BATMAN


END OF PART TWO

Please Stay Tuned for Part Three:

If you missed the opening to the series, you can get caught up by clicking the link below:

Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-rises-what-if-i-was-nothing

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.gradesaver.com/the-dark-knight-rises/study-guide/summary

  2. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1345836/plotsummary

  3. https://collider.com/dark-knight-rises-synopsis/

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com

  7. https://gifer.com

  8. https://tenor.com

  9. https://youtube.com

  10. Original music and lyrics by Quiet Riot

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Just so everyone knows @Groot loves @Indaymers, and only her character is a bitch in this story unlike @Darian who really is a Bitch! LOL

But I do have to admit that @Indaymers is looking pretty good in that catsuit:D

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Bahahahaha...the catwoman is bitchin´ Lolololol!

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She is Bitchin!

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Well yea, it's CatWoman! Better be badass. LOL. Other thing is.... it's CATWOMAN, which is a copyrighted figure, as is BatMan and all of the characters and images he uses! He's making a form of currency off of it, so it's copyright infringement. I didn't report him before, because he was just some pathetic little retard who thinks he's quick with wit, but really just a dumbass with low IQ, but since this sad sack of shit wants to continue to put my dick in his invalid mouth, I guess it's time I make some formal reports and explain to them the ways it can be cashed out for fiat. ;-) This sad sack of dog shit is gonna regret ever putting my name in his retarded mouth! X-D

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This dipshit has another thing coming if he thinks he's gonna get off scot free! X-D I love fucking morons. LOL

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I've screenshotted him willfully infringing, when I informed him he was infringing and he said he "didn't care" and that I was a "bitch" and shit. LOL! Now he's about to be someone else's little bitch, when he gets locked up for not being able to pay for what he's done! ;-) I love dumbasses!

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IC3 alone should get his ass. ;-)

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If not, since the movies were made in the USA, it'd be up to their laws what happens and the FBI has specialized cyber crime divisions that it can be reported to. :-)

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Go ahead and pretend you didn't see all this too @writer43, @groot, you sad sack of dog shit. LOL. Invalid little fuck. ;-) Putting dog shit in it's place, yet again.... this seems to be a theme with me.... putting sacks of dog shit like you in their place. ;-)

Is that you Darian? Who's blowing up my page? Sorry bro, you've been muted. I can't see what you writing, nor do I care because anything you have to say means nothing to me! Go Fuck Yourself Bitch! If you want to stay out of my stories - Stop ruining people's posts with your bullshit and Stay Off My Page!

P.S. Don't worry because @Indica chokes your bitch ass out in the next chapter, so you'll be dead before you know it, and thanks for the votes you invalid retard:D

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His delusional personality (probably one of many in his head) thinks that you are infringing copyrights by making fan fiction. Now isn't that funny. It's like he never heard of parodies even though he is one big parody of a human being.

Also one "high IQ" quote from him.

It's funny because you know it's me since you're reading them. X-D I love retards. LOL.

Which is funny because everyone knows that he spams a lot of comments so muting him still leaves you with a larger comment count. The only reason I didn't mute him is that his "high IQ" act is so entertaining, its priceless. 😂😂

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Thanks @z3ll! You're right, there are no copyright infringements with my work, it's no different than reading it on the sites where cliff notes are available like the ones I source at the bottom of my posts but don't use! LOL

All of my shit is written from watching the movie and using the smoke community as its cast. He thinks that I read his comments, now that's funny, I haven't wasted my time with even one! He's probably jealous that he didn't come up with my idea! LOL Thanks for your support!

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Another heads up, this stupid fucker just reported you to FBI (and as he claims DMCA and IC3), and now he is going to waste their time as well. But just so you know.

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That's hilarious, I'm shaking! This guy is a fucking joke, retard, and now a SNITCH! Thanks:D

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"Waste their time" that's a good one. Let's see if they think stealing from other people is cool then, and not worth their time pursuing. Especially when it's very simple for them because the evidence and an explanation of the cashout process were included. It's hardly a waste of time to go to someone's residence that is linked to their IP which they were too stupid to use a VPN or proxy for, when it's so easy to find them! Plus, it's theft and copyright infringement, if there's clear evidence of it, which there is, then he's not off the hook by any means.

The only stupid ones here are you low IQ fucks. LMFAO! I love watching you absolute fucking retards squirm!

Can't wait to see his account stop posting because he's heading to a cell. X-D I love fucking retards!

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Except you're earning from it. LOL. We'll see what the authorities think about your little "fan fiction" LMFAO! Good luck you absolute retard. ;-) I love how fucking stupid you are. You even use the images. Citing sources is irrelevant, you're profiting from the use of their images without their consent. LOL! The difference between this and a reddit page with their images all over it, is that you can't earn from a reddit page without monetizing it in some way. Monetization is embedded in this chain. Good luck fighting this in court, you low IQ, missing/extra chromosome having, sad excuse for a human being. X-D

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Good luck you sad sack of fucking dog shit! ;-) We'll see what they think about your monetization of copyrighted material with a claim of "fan fiction" while using copyrighted images, characters, and even scenarios some of the time. ;-*

Since you "can't read this" I guess it will come as a surprise when they come knocking on your door. Hope you've used VPNs and proxies, as those of us with a fucking brain have! Otherwise, it'll be extremely easy for them to just show up at your door. Good luck bud! You kept fucking with a god damn bear, now the bear has called the wolves. Pathetic little fuck. ;-)

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DMCA and IC3 have been reported to as well. Going to report to a few more agencies that work closely with Hollywood producers and copyright lawyers. :-) Truly, I do wish you the best of luck! ;-) You wanted beef, you got beef, you retarded little bitch! :-D

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Seems you're too fucking stupid to do a simple google search. :-) Yet you think you even deserve to TRY to compare to my level of intellect? LMFAO! You're a fucking joke. Your life is fucking pathetic. X-D

And another example. ;-)

Unless it's public domain, no, you cannot even write fan fiction and make money off of it using someone else's copyrighted characters. You are a fucking retard, you invalid. Stop attempting to seem intelligent. As I've stated before, it doesn't suit you at all. ;-) You simply aren't high enough IQ to be an intellectual. It's ok. There's reasons for blue collar jobs! X-D It's for invalid fucks like you! Sad sack of dog shit. X-D

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You seem like you can read, but have trouble understanding the context. This high IQ act is getting funnier each time you try to look smart lol. Go back to your cave bat kid.

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All you can say to that because you got put in your place, yet again, you sad sack of shit. LOL! Not my fault you're illiterate. ;-) The context is clear here. He's writing "fan fiction" and making direct profit from it, something highly illegal. He's most likely going to get sued, not be able to pay, and do some time. :-) Just because you're too stupid to understand the laws of various countries, does not make you right. ;-)

The high IQ act that you do, is the one that gets funnier each time. Especially when I cite sources proving me right and your dumb ass can't, because you're too stupid to understand simple concepts. :-D I love fucking with you low IQ fucks. LOL.

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hahahahaha

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The act that you can even measure up to my level of intellect, is the truly entertaining one. ;-) Also, doesn't matter if it's fan fiction, you can't legally make money off of that either, look it up you retarded sack of dog shit. X-D If you're going to attempt to seem intelligent, you should probably do some research first... because that was just pathetic. Like your life. ;-*

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Spoken like a true dipshit who's not actually muted me, but pretends to as if I care and it gets to me. X-D I love retards. LOL. Go ahead, do what you want, the more you use copyrighted material, the more evidence they'll have when they press charges against you. ;-) Dumb little bitch. X-D Your low IQ is the downfall of you. Enjoy your new boyfriend, when you make it to prison, little bitch. ;-)

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It's funny because you know it's me since you're reading them. X-D I love retards. LOL. It's the only way you'd know it was me. ;-) You've muted more than just I, so for you to know it's me means you are reading them. Hi, dumb bitch! ;-) I love watching you squirm, you pathetic fuck. ;-)

@Darian at the FBI's office.

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It's all online, that's funny tho. Yet another thing you're too fucking stupid to understand. As if I'd travel to that fucking joke of a country just to talk to their law enforcement. LOL! That country is a fucking wreck. X-D

Don't worry, if you really think you've got nothing to worry about, go about your business. :-) Just don't get mad at me when you stay at your house and they come knocking at your door to fuck you in the ass! :-D I love retards. LOL!

Thanks for the mention @groot 😊 Very entertaining story 💚

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Thanks @Cannabis, it is a great story, and you're screen name is the main ingredient to my stories; therefore, you will always get mentioned:D

Now only if there was a shot of bane blowing smoke out his mask 😅

Love it... I think I need to stretch my back out after reading that one 🤣

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That would be cool for sure! Yeah, that was a backbreaker! LOL

Correctly identifying that his business adversary, @Darian who now goes by "Daddy" after @Maelstrohmblack flagged him into oblivion while both @Maelstrohmblack and @Writer43 made @Darian into their personal "Bitch," has employed @Indica in the aggressive takeover of @Curationbro Enterprises.

Funny how you have to twist reality to make it fit your narrative. ;-) Only one who got put in their place is you retarded bitches. X-D I love your low IQ, also your plagiarism and copyright infringement! What a fucking retard. x-D Gets bested, thinks he bested me. I love retard logic. I guess it's true you can't argue with a retard, they always think they're right, even when you knock their retarded micropenis into the dirt. X-D I love idiots like you. LOL

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Maybe is IS about time I start informing people about your profiting off of their images and storyline. ;-) Hmmmm......

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See @d00k13? THIS is why I keep retaliating and causing issues with these losers on this chain. They keep my thick dick in their invalid mouths. LOL! If this sad sack of dog shit hadn't run his mouth off and tagged me in yet another post, I wouldn't have started back up again. LOL, but it is beyond a retard like him to keep someone superior's name out of his mouth. He seeks attention. His life is fucking pathetic. LOL

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it is beyond a retard like you to keep someone superior's name out of your mouth. you seeks attention. your life is fucking pathetic. LOL

😘 as I read it

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Of course... That's how anyone that's not me should have read it? Lol? Was that an attempt to be clever? Because reading it with it saying "you" would mean you read it as if it was directed to you. LOL. You read it like it was meant for you instead of him? Odd. Is that what you think of yourself? X-D I'm dying LOL you tried to be clever, but alas, it remains out of your reach, YET AGAIN! X-D

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Brain replacing whom ever given with you as in literally “you” and “your” aka your username - refusing to say it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It's ok, you read this like it was directed toward you, it's cool! No need to try and flip things now. We get it, you are a fucking retard and you took this personally. <3 I love you low IQ fucks. You continually TRY and TRY to best me intellectually, but you've got such small fucking minds with such low IQs, it just continues to fail every time. :-) Maybe one day, kid, maybe one day! ;-)

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yea you 🤣🤣🤣