The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!
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@Stickeybudz's new District Attorney, @Acid is putting street thugs and drug dealers in prison by the dozen dirty, he even defends himself in a notorious drug court case involving an assassination attempt on the @Cannabis Crime Boss @Raz, during his trial for hacking into the Rudex and stealing smoke coins from the smoke.io community. @Unnamed and @Xen like his attack-dog style and balls to stand up against such a ruthless troll as @Raz, contemplate bringing @Acid to their private smoke.io crypto-club and eradicating the @Cannabis Crime Boss to restore a natural flow of smoke coins throughout @Stickeybudz City.
DURING ANY LATE @STICKEYBUDZ CITY'S NIGHT
@ACID AS HARVEY DENT (TWO-FACE)
@Acid, "You boyz got Premium Sour Bubble OGX, I'm all in!"
@Unnamed who blocked the @HD420 BatQueen @Adelepazani on his @Cannabis Batdroid, decides that he has the balls as well as the goods and opts for a new batinder signee @Tecnosgirl, the White Widow Wonder Woman.
@TECNOSGIRL AS THE WHITE WIDOW
@Tecnosgirl, "I'm a crazy white girl who smokes mad organic fire weed, don't fucking IM me unless you got the goods:D"
Meanwhile at @Unnamed's restaurant, in a weird, twisted-spliff-of-faith, @Unnamed, and @Acid are both competing for the love of @zpzn, the vibrant and sexy assistant district attorney, but despite @Unnamed's best playboy moves, he fails to win @zpzn over the White @Cannabis Knight, @Acid who's also a professional ballet bong dancer in his spare time.
@Unnamed, Well fuck me running, when did ballet bong dancing become a thing in @Stickeybudz?"
@Unnamed, @Xen, and @Acid have a private meeting on top the Rudex Exchange while smoking the Premium Sour Bubble OGX in a Turtle Pipe that @Unnamed stole from @JackDub, the Scarecrow during his disruption of the major hash deal between @Raz and the @Cryptosmokers.
THE @CRYPTOSMOKERS TRIBE OF SMOKE.IO NINJAS
@Raz and his street dealers see the combined efforts of the private smoke.io crypto-club trio including @Unnamed, @Xen, and @Acid as a threat and discuss their options when their Chinese smoke.io stats accountant @ijmmai interrupts their meeting and reveals to the group via-encrypted video message that she has relocated the smoke coins to an offshore account in Hong Kong's Bank of @BGW (Bitcoin Global Worldwide).
FLIES THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT
@Unnamed, the Dark @Cannabis Knight and @Xen, the @Stickeybudz Police Detective smoke some Premium Sour Bubble OGX at an undisclosed location. They believe @Acid has the potential to become the @stoner's hero that @Unnamed due to his prominent sir name cannot be. @Acid has a bad reputation, in fact, he is known on the bricks and in crackhouses as "The White @Cannabis Knight" of @Stickeybudz City. Thugs and street dealers once fearless now consider the risks of being tried by @Acid in a @cannabis court of law and sent to @Offgrid Island where few arrive and ever leave.
@BGW - BITCOIN GLOBAL WORLDWIDE
Once the Joker's brutal display of power is demonstrated with @Lilweezy's brains splayed on the floor as @D00k13 announces that he will kill The Dark @Cannabis Knight for half of their smoke coin's value of 100,000 BTC, but on the other side of the global Rudex Exchange, a @Stickeybudz exporter and typical weed grower from Slovakia, @Stonero takes this offer as an insult and offers 500,000 BTC to the first @stoner who can produce a dead Joker or 1,000,000 BTC if captured alive, so he can teach the Joker some manners; however, the Joker finds this tactic amusing and leaves his calling card behind, so @Stonero or anyone else who has the balls, can contact him.
"WHERE SEASONED SMOKERS GET FINE-ASS BITCOIN SERVICE"
@D00k13, the Joker arrives at the meeting pretending to be a dead corpse, informs the group that he's now the crazy-fucking-clown in charge. A mad weed smoker named @Lilweezy, in a flash of a butane blowtorch, challenges the Joker but fails as he gets a dabber stabbed into his left eye socket and his brains smashed out on the stainless steel butcher's table in the @cannabis galley.
@D00k13, "Sorry mate, it's lights out mother fucker, compliments of the Joker!"
@D00k13, "Here's my calling card mother fuckers, call me anytime day or night!"
Realizing that the Joker's threat is not a fucking joke, @FutureThinker understands the importance of protecting The Dark @Cannabis Knight and scratches @Unnamed's last armor request and goes back to the drawing board and designs a much more maneuverable and adjustable F1-Phenotype hybrid @Cannabis armor that includes a wireless Oculus helmet capable of facial recognition as well as any biometric threats with enhanced night vision.
The 2020 F1-Phenotype Hybrid @Cannabis Batman Armor
If you missed the opening to the series, click the link below.
END OF PART TWO:
Please Stay Tuned for Part Three:
Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight
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