THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT: Hail To The Arkham Knight

7 months ago


HAIL TO THE


ARKHAM KNIGHT

The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTURE & AUDIO BOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

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BEST WHILST STONED AND VERY LOUD!


THE DARK @CANNABIS ARKHAM KNIGHT



PART SEVEN

THE RESURRECTION:

The following day, the biological entity from Area 51 arrives at @Curationbro Enterprises' Advanced Science Department.

@FutureThinker takes the "Foreign DNA" and injects it into the genetic material of the deceased carrier @Unnamed.

The test tubes are then subjected to reproductive laboratory conditions causing the biological entity to make copies of itself.

@z3ll writes the binary code for @Unnamed's memory servers and hardforks his nodes into the donor's DNA profile.

@z3ll programs the launch sequence and initiates the somatic cell nuclear transfer (SCNT) of the biological entity to those of The Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight.

Meanwhile, @FutureThinker monitors the embryo's development and vital statistics.

The genetic mutation is a success as the somatic cell nuclear transfer comes to life.


Copying...Big File @Realkiki85\The 420 Terminator\Resurrection:D

@REALKIKI85 OPENS HIS EYES AND SEES THE LIGHT

FOR HE IS NOW THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT


AND THE GENESYIS 420 TERMINATOR




THE HUMAN/ALIEN ARKHAM KNIGHT

AND HERE WE GO STONERS!


THE JOKER LIGHTS SHIT ON FIRE!

The Joker double-crosses and burns the Chinese Smoke.io Accountant, @ijmmai on top of a pile of cash as well as @Cryptosmokers and kills all of them.

@D00k13 makes a public announcement on the local news that he no longer cares about killing The Dark @Cannabis Knight because he finds him entertaining and fun to keep around, but he does tell the stoners of @Stickybudz City that he's a little bored and thinking about blowing up a Cannacare Hospital just for the fun of it.

@D00K13 AS THE JOKER


@D00K13, "Watch your tounge or I'll have it cut from your ugly head!"

The Joker arrives at @Stickybudz Cannacare Hospital disguised as a pretty nurse and washes his hands with sanitizer before walking into @JeffGuitar's room.


@D00K13, "One can never be too careful with COVID-19 Chinese Bats & Orphans of War."

@JeffGuitar who is unable to move due to the restraints on the hospital bed, is forced to listen to @D00k13 as the Joker approaches @JeffGuitar with no respect for the recommended 6 feet of Social Distancing and convinces him to take revenge on the mobsters, cops, Detective @Xen, and The Dark @Cannabis Knight for killing his love @zpzn.



@D00K13, "You get to decide who lives and who dies by flipping your little smoke coin, it's a win-win situation mate!"

@JEFFGUITAR AS TWO FACE

After the Joker leaves his room, @JeffGuitar breaks free from his bed restraints, gets dressed and flips his smoke coin as to the Joker's fate, which he got the clean side of the smoke token, exits out the window moments before @D00k13 walks out the front door and blows up the Cannacare Hospital where he proceeds to kidnap a school bus full of sexy librarians and nurses.


@D00K13, "This is just way too much fun!"


HAIL TO THE DARK @CANNABIS ARKHAM KNIGHT

Meanwhile back at @Curationbro's Advanced Science Department, @z3ll and @FutureThinker advance the nodes 32 years into the future and introduce @Realkiki85 to his identity and advanced prototype armor.


@Realkik85, "My name is @Unnamed @Curationbro,
and I am The Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight."

@z3ll explains what happed to @Unnamed and clues him in on his life's story and that his primary objective is to kill the Joker before he becomes a powerful dictator and destroys the great city of @Stickybudz. He tells him where @Unnamed went wrong and as a result, saw an end to his journey.

@Realkiki85 reminds @z3ll that he is a medieval descendant from Middle @Cannabis Earth who is now part human and part alien and will not make the same mistakes that @Unnamed did.

@Realkiki85 informs @z3ll that his servers are not designed to fail and he will be the mother fucker who kills the Joker. He leaves the room while grabbing the Gelato off @FutureThinker's desk and a set of car keys and walks down the hallway toward the parking garage.

The Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight enters the highly secured parking garage and presses the key fob and discovers one highly-advanced badass mother fucking ride.


HAIL TO THE GENESYIS 420 BAT DESTROYER



WITH ADVANCED THC-INFUSED ARKHAM TECHNOLOGY

Meanwhile, @JeffGuitar confronts corrupt mobsters and cops one-by-one by flipping his smoke.io token and decides their fates, resulting in numerous murders with blood-spilled @Stickybudz City streets, including the @Cannabis Crime Boss, @Raz's driver who crashes a 2020 Lamborghini Aventador Son-Fire thru a concrete guard rail and kills its occupants.

@D00k13 applies fresh makeup and uses his advance 10G technology and hijacks the local news servers and broadcast on live television that he will rule the Huckleberry Cobbled @Stoned streets and that any @STONER left in @Stickybudz at nightfall will be under his command and sadistic rule.


THE JOKER,



"I SIMPLY LOOK SMASHING!"

Eventually, the @stoners of @Stickybudz attempt to leave; however, all bridges and roads have been blocked by the @Stickybudz Police due to the fact that @D00k13 sent a warning that they could explode. Therefore, every @stoner scrambles to the only two available ferries as each one becomes full with one carrying everyday smoke.io @stoners and the other one with Prisoners of @Cannabis Warfare, head to the safety of the harbor as the sun sets and the Joker's clock starts ticking away.


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BITCHES

Meanwhile back at @Curationbro Enterprises, @FutureThinker has discovered that The Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight has used his advanced alien technology and designed an advanced sonar video/audio system (SVAS) with futuristic capabilities to track and listen to millions of cellphones within the City of @Stickybudz. @FutureThinker then informs the alien creature that he will help him by manning the main sonar on the DDS 184 FB12MB0-LS-22 Motherboard, but if it's not destroyed after its mission, he can expect his resignation.

@FutureThinker, "This is everything that @Unnamed stood against; however, fuck me running, I do needz to see what this alien technology shit can do and who stole my fucking Gelato?"


END OF PART SEVEN:


Please Stay Tuned for Part Eight:

If you missed the opening to the series, click the links below.

Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight
Part 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-2
Part 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-3
Part 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-the-crazy-train
Part 5: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-the-sound-of-silence
Part 6: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-fades-to-one

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/plotsummary

  2. https://www.gradesaver.com/the-dark-knight/study-guide/summary

  3. https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/movie/the-dark-knight/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://tenor.com

  7. https://youtube.com

  8. Original music & lyrics by Avenged Sevenfold

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These are very fun to read! I like how you use people from here. Is that supposed to be me? I think you added an extra e to my name. ;P but it's ok, I think it's me still and that's cool!

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Yes, it is you! LOL And thanks for catching that, I fixed it! Yeah, these are a lot of fun to write and comments like that is why I write em:D