THE DARK CANNABIS KNIGHT: FADES TO ONE

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The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


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PART SIX: THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT FADES TO ONE

RIP @UNNAMED 10.08.76 / 04.24.20


A NEW SMOKE.IO COMMUNITY CHAPTER BEGINS...

The tragic death of @zpzn is too much for @Unnamed to bear as his will to live Fades to One. The Dark @Cannabis Knight who blames himself for not being able to save her, jumps from the top of @Curationbro Enterprises' Budscraper without his protective armor and joins his one love in the @cannabis afterlife and leaves control of @Curationbro Enterprises to his current CEO, @FutureThinker and his family's longtime Budtender, @z3ll.

@z3ll AS ALFRED PENNYWORTH


@z3ll, "It's a pleasure to meet your acquaintance, my fellow smoke.io mates."

@FUTURETHINKER AS LUCIUS FOX


@FutureThinker, "You want the Gelato that I just picked up?"

Back at the @Stickeybudz Police Station the Joker, @D00k13 provokes a rookie detective into attacking him and overcomes him. @D00k13 uses him as a human-shield and casually walks out of the interrogation room. The Joker has also tricked one of his henchmen into carrying a bomb that has been infused into a smartphone equipped with 10G technology, explodes the device and escapes with the Chinese Smoke.io Accountant, @ijmmai in tow.

@D00K13 AS THE JOKER


@D00K13, "Bravo Bitches, your intelligence insults me!"

Meanwhile at @Unnamed's Estate, @z3ll reads the letter that @zpzn left for @Unnamed, which said, she was going to marry @JeffGuitar and could not wait for @Unnamed to make up his mind about not wanting to be The Dark @Cannabis Knight anymore.

@JEFFGUITAR AS HARVEY DENT / FORMERLY @ACID



THE HORROR OF BEING TWO FACE

@z3ll planned on giving @zpzn's love letter to @Unnamed, but seeing how The Dark @Cannabis Knight was in deep despair, he did not have the heart to add to his sorrow. @Unnamed before his passing told @z3ll that he felt deep regret for the death of @zpzn and @JeffGuitar's facial disfigurement and considered @JeffGuitar to be @Stickeybudz City's "True Hero," and his last words to @z3ll were:


"She would have waited for me."

Back at @Stickeybudz General Hospital, @JeffGuitar is driven to madness with the loss of @zpzn, in which he blames @Unnamed, @Xen, and the Joker. Detective @Xen is curious as to why @JeffGuitar refuses any pain medication or skin grafts to fix his hideous disfigurement.

When @Xen asks @JeffGuitar if he knows who the thugs are that took him hostage, @JeffGuitar sends a rhetorical message asking the Detective why is he just now listening to him. @JeffGuitar demands @Xen to repeat the nickname that the cops are now calling him. @Xen reveals the name to be that of Two-Face.


@JeffGuitar, "Why should I hide from who I am, and can't you see that life is nothing more than a double-sided smoke coin!"

@Raz, the @Cannabis Crime Boss, realizes his mistake and tips off @Xen about @D00k13's meeting with the @Cryptosmokers at @Stickeybudz's shipping docks, and the police get ready to arrest them; however, @Relaylogix, the lawyer for @Curationbro Enterprises shows up during a private meeting between @FutureThinker and @z3ll with a bouquet of Durban Poison, hears their conversation and discovers The Dark @Cannabis Knight has perished and threatens to expose the ruse on the local news.

@RELAYLOGIX AS THE LAWYER

@FutureThinker and @z3ll quickly discuss the seriousness of the situation because if the stoners of @Stickybudz find out that The Dark @Cannabis Knight is dead, there will be widespread panic with the Joker free to do as he may, have security arrest @Relaylogix before he can exit the building. The guards place him in a sound-proof room with orders to watch him until further notice.

@FutureThinker and @z3ll discuss cloning options, and @z3ll tells @FutureThinker that @Unnamed left explicit instructions not to revitalize his soul, but his DNA could be used for the better of @Curationbro's Advanced Science Department. @FutureThinker, who has CIA connections, contacts General @Elliot OG at Area 51 and requests a favor from the General. @Elliot extracts a vial containing the DNA of the 420 Terminator and has it delivered to @Curationbro Enterprises.

@REALKIKI85 AS THE 420 TERMINATOR & NEW DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT



THE MOST FEARED HUMAN/ALIEN ASSASIAN IN EXISTANCE


END OF PART SIX:


Please Stay Tuned for Part Seven:

If you missed the opening to the series, click the links below.

Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight
Part 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-2
Part 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-3
Part 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-the-crazy-train
Part 5: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-the-sound-of-silence

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/plotsummary

  2. https://www.gradesaver.com/the-dark-knight/study-guide/summary

  3. https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/movie/the-dark-knight/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com

  7. https://gifer.com

  8. https://tenor.com

  9. https://youtube.com

  10. Original music by Metallica

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Whatever happened to @unnamed in real life ? Is he ok ? Sometimes when people disappear I am worried that the Covid got them. I hope he is ok. Anyone know ? Same thing with acid and officialfuzzy and others .... is everyone ok ? I sure hope everyone is alive and well.

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Yeah, @Unnamed is OK. I talked to him on Discord not too long ago, he's been busy with other things. I'm not sure where @Acid went? :D

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That is good to hear.... I thought they had all been disappointed by the Government or something. Never see or hear them anymore.

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As you know, there are a lot of smokers we don't see or hear from anymore, but we're still here! LOL

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Chatted with @acid on Discord of OCD, he said he´s too busy curating and with a project collaboration with Hive Communities as what he wrote the other day at his Hive account.

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That's good to know, thanks for the update!

Hehe spiffing work buddy.
Cheers for the thoughts :D
A great read!
Metallica rules!
Wooo.

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Thanks bro, wait until you see the next one!

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