THE DARK CANNABIS KNIGHT

4 months ago

The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT


The psychopathic Joker, @D00k13 and five of his highly-trained henchmen: @Indica, @Offgrid, @Jrswab, @Bench, and @Luismy dressed as crazy clowns and each with their own set of specialized skills, rob the @Stickeybudz National Bank owned by @Raz, the @cannabis crime boss. As the job goes down, shit gets ugly and murderous. Systematically, as each important task of the operation is finished, the clowns kill each other off for a bigger prize offered by the Joker, but @D00k13 is a one-man team player and has other plans.

The Joker shoots and kills his General @Luismy without any type of remorse whatsoever.

@D00k13, "Yo, my homie @Luismy..."


"I decided at today's fuckup price of smoke - one is definitely better than two, sorry mate it was nice doing business, but I gotta roll on like a condom."

@D00K13 AS THE JOKER

Minutes before, as @D00k13 and the last standing clown @Luismy head toward the extraction point with the loot, the bank manager @LordofTruth blows the window out of his cubical Hemporium with a big fucking shotgun called the @Arsenal49 and attacks the clowns killing one of them before running out of bullets only to be shot by the Joker, where he leaves the wounded @LordofTruth with a smoke grenade shoved in his mouth just before making his exit in an adjoining school bus line outside of the bank as the cops arrive and gets away with the money.

The Joker sends @Unnamed a crypto-message to his @Cannabis Batdroid Smart-Phone.

The Dark @Cannabis Knight who's hiding out in a top-secret facility constructed under the West Wing of his late father @Realkiki85's estate after the destructive blaze nine months ago, receives @D00k13's crypto-message, downvotes him and goes back to other batinder matters.


@Unnamed, "@Cannabis Batdroid #UpSmoke The Last One!"

Later that night while meeting the @HD420 Alien BatQueen @Adelepazani, he receives a message from @FutureThinker on his @Cannabis Batdroid that demands his immediate attention.


@Adelepazani, "I hope you're not another fake?"

@Unnamed, "Chill babe, I'm like smoking fire @Igbo4Cake!"

After promising @Adelepazani a return encounter, the Dark @Cannabis Knight goes to work looking to improve his armor as well as classified equipment that is owned by his company @Curationbro Enterprises. He meets with @FutureThinker and leaves with top-secret prototype armor and an experimental, biometric THC-Infused @Cannabis BatCycle.

@UNNAMED AS THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT

Using his League of @CryptoSmoker's ninja skills and advanced light-weight hemp kevlar armor with new augmented technologies, he easily outsmarts the group of thugs; however, he has taken on advanced rounds of weapons, engineered by the Joker's mad scientist and recently voted new smoke.io witness @Relaylogix as well as serious bites from Rottweilers that are fed with @cannabis-infused raw hamburger and gun powder.

Later that night, @Unnamed has heard enough blasphemy from the fake news stories drummed up by imitation @Cannabis Batman's pretending to be The Dark @Cannabis Knight. He smokes some mad crazy weed from @Artisto and interrupts a hash deal between the @CryptoSmokers and @JackDub, the Scarecrow and rips his mask off.

After suffering such near-death injuries, @Unnamed heads back to @Curationbro's Advanced Science Department and sees @FutureThinker and demands armor with improved bullet and dog bite protection.


@Unnamed, "Hell Yeah, this is the kind of Fucking Mayhem I'm talking about!"


END OF PART ONE

Please Stay Tuned for Part Two:

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/plotsummary

  2. https://www.gradesaver.com/the-dark-knight/study-guide/summary

  3. https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/movie/the-dark-knight/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com/search?q=the+dark+knight

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com/gifs/search/batman+begins

  7. https://gifer.com/en/gifs/batman-begins

#THE-CANNABIS-BATMAN-BEGINS



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😄😄 good work @groot!! Thank you for this entertainment!! 🌀🌀

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Thanks, @Luismy, I'm sorry the Joker shot you, but as you know he can't be trusted! LOL I enjoy writing them as much as you guys and gals enjoy reading them:D

As always very entertaining I hope you keep up these cannabis stories ups, they are very entertaining....

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As long as I have dedicated fans like yourself, @Groot can grow more @cannabis stories!