THE DARK CANNABIS ARKHAM KNIGHT: SEEK AND DESTROY

26 days ago


THE DARK


@CANNABIS ARKHAM KNIGHT

The Dark Knight is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


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I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

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BEST WHILST BAKED AND VERY LOUD!


PART EIGHT




SEEK AND DESTROY

@Realkiki85, part alien machine and part human and who has the capabilities to morph into various life forms, revisits the @HD420 Batcave where he summons his medieval ancestors of Middle @Cannabis Earth and emerges from the @HD420 Batcave as the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight who's on a deadly mission to Seek and Destroy the Joker.

@REALKIKI85 AS THE DARK @CANNABIS ARKHAM KNIGHT

Meanwhile, the Joker informs every @stoner in the City of @Stickybudz that he has installed two bombs: one on each ferry and gives the passengers on each ferry an opportunity to blow the other one up before they both explode at the strike of midnight.

@D00k13 AS THE JOKER

Using his alien-tracking software technology, @Realkiki85 locks on to the signal emitting from the Joker's 10G's satellite tower and leaps from the 420th floor of @Curationbro Enterprises' Budscaper, vowing to be the Batman that @Unnamed could not be.


@Realkiki85, "I'm the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight Bitches!"

Standing on top of an abandoned @cannabis observatory with the assistance of his alien-sonar guidance system, the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight searches and tracks the Joker's signal to that of a construction site where @Skylinebuds' Supersoil Budscraper is currently being erected.


SEARCHING...




SEEK AND DESTROY!

Back in @Stickybudz City, @JeffGuitar forces @Herbygirl into coaxing Detective @Xen's family out of their house and bringing them to him. After @Herbygirl delivers @Xen's family, Two-Face spares her life nearly knocking her unconscious, phones and tells @Xen about the sudden change of events, and when @Xen asks Two-Face where his family is, @JeffGuitar replies:
"Right where my family died Mother Fucker!"

@JEFFGUITAR AS TWO-FACE


@JeffGuitar, "Your family's life is nothing more than a flip of a smoke-coin mate!"

At @D00k13's hideout @Xen's SWAT team launches a coordinated attack and take out the Joker's henchmen while saving the innocent @stoners, but to their surprise, discover the Joker has flipped roles by disguising the hostages as henchmen and visa versa. The henchmen who are really the hostages are bound with duct tape with guns secured in their hands while their faces are hidden by crazy clown masks.

@Realkiki85 using his alien facial recognition software, informs Detective @Xen as to what's going on and eliminates the real criminals and the SWAT team as well. After the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight cleans house and the cops realize what's going on, they arrest the Joker's henchmen and take the hostages to safety.

The Joker and @Realkiki85 get involved in one final confrontation where @D00k13 sends a pair of rottweilers that are fed raw hamburger and gunpowder to attack @Realkiki85 who manages to send them away by revealing his true identity to them.

@REALKIKI85 AS THE 420 TERMINATOR


@Realkiki85, "Run whilst you still can little puppy dogs!"


SEARCHING... SEEK AND DESTROY!

Taken by surprise, @Realkiki85 is stunned by the Joker who uses a titanium steel pipe and bludgeons the Dark @Cannabis Knight, temporarily scrambling his servers and forces him to watch as the midnight hour quickly approaches.


THE JOKER'S CLOCK




STRIKES MIDNIGHT!

The Joker's clock strikes midnight and nothing happens as neither the convicts or @stoners are willing to press the button in order to kill each other. @D00k13 looks on in confusion and pulls out the detonator ready to blow up both ferries as @Realkiki85 says to him, "Unlike @Unnamed, I do not have a human conscience, I'm @Realkiki85, the most feared alien/human assassin in existence."

@REALKIKI85 AS THE DARK @CANNABIS ARKHAM KNIGHT


@Realkiki85, "Nobody fucks with me!"

@Realkiki85 fashions a steel spike from his left gauntlet and punctures the Joker's throat, causing him to drop the detonator as the Dark @Cannabis Arkham Knight augments a medieval elven sword and beheads the Joker throwing his dead corpse and head down onto the Huckleberry cobble-stoned streets of @Stickybudz and walks away.


END OF PART EIGHT:


Please Stay Tuned for Part Nine: The End.

If you missed the opening to the series, click the links below.

Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight
Part 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-2
Part 3: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-part-3
Part 4: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-the-crazy-train
Part 5: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-the-sound-of-silence
Part 6: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-fades-to-one
Part 7: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-dark-cannabis-knight-hail-to-the-arkham-knight

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468569/plotsummary

  2. https://www.gradesaver.com/the-dark-knight/study-guide/summary

  3. https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/movie/the-dark-knight/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://tenor.com

  7. https://gifer.com

  8. https://youtube.com

  9. Original music & lyrics by Metallica

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I love that I am a whole city. :D It makes me giggle to read it, but City Of StickyBudz sounds pretty cool to me and like a cannabis city where all the best budz are! :D

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There is also so many things going on inside of me! :P It is an eventful city of me. :)

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It does sound pretty cool, a City of @Stickybudz, I'm willing to relocate! :D

I love how I am the joker!!!!

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Too bad @Realkiki85 killed you, it was a good run! LOL Thanks for being a good sport:D

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LOL I am so going to have to do a reading 😎 I have stated many times I am building to being that crazy functional creator!