THE CANNABIS BATMAN BEGINS: THE END

3 months ago


THE @CANNABIS BATMAN BEGINS

Batman Begins is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


THE CANNABIS BATMAN - PART 3: THE END

Unnamed is affected by the hallucinogens inflicted by @JackDub, but he is rescued by @z3ll and is given an anti-toxin developed by @FutureThinker. @Unnamed awakens two days later on his 30th birthday and takes a behemoth bong hit of a highly-advanced strain that he acquired from @FreshDabs.


@z3ll, "Wakey-wakey Master @Unnamed."


@Unnamed, "I just want to know if I received a package from @Freshdabs?"

@z3ll, "Yes Master @Unnamed, it's on your nightstand."

Meanwhile, the Scarecrow poisons @zpzn and shows her the toxin that is only harmful in vapor-form, and informs her that it is being deployed into @Stickeybudz’s water supply.


@zpzn, "Are you crazy?"


@JackDub, "Anyone up for a drink, I’m buying?"

The @Cannabis Batman who is flying high on @FreshDabs, finds @zpzn and rescues her from the grip of the Scarecrow. @Xen and the @Stickeybudz police enter the asylum where @Unnamed escapes with a dying @zpzn in his armored car while plowing through roadblocks, driving across rooftops, and blowing up shit in his way in a desperate attempt to save her life.


@Policeman, "Who the fuck is this guy?"

Just as @zpzp is getting ready to pass over into the afterlife, @Unnamed tells her to hold on and punches the @Cannabis Batmobile through the entrance of his @Cannabis Batcave. After giving @zpzn the antidote, he tells her that for her own safety, he has given her a sedative and that she will awake in her apartment with two vials: one for detective @Xen to inoculate himself, and the other to mass produce for the stoners of @Stickeybudz City.


THE ANTIDOTE

Later that evening during his 30th birthday party, @Unnamed arrives at his penthouse suite on top of @Curationbro Enterprises in a @SmokeRings’ Hellfire Helicopter with an entourage of banging bitches hanging off his arms.



@Unnamed, "What's up bitches?"

However, shortly after his grand entrance, he is confronted by his old teacher @HighTimes and a group of elite ninjas from the @CryptoSmokers. @HighTimes reveals himself as the true @Psyceratopsb, who died as a decoy and to find a way to remove his houseguests before they die.

@HIGHTIMES AKA @PSYCERATOPSB

@Unnamed, understanding that @HighTimes isn’t fucking around, worries for the safety of his quests and devices a fake ploy to save their lives from certain peril about to be unleashed and asks everyone to kindly leave his house.


@Unnamed, "Stop smoking my free weed and get the fuck out of my house - you fucking free-loaders!"


@HighTimes, "It doesn't matter, they're all going to die anyway - starting with you!"

@HighTimes who has also been secretly conspiring with @JackDub, the Scarecrow throughout the entire time, plans to annihilate every stoner in @Stickeybudz City by displacing the toxin, extracted from the rare Blue @Raziev @cannabis flower from @BluntSmoker’s Mountain, undetected via @Stickeybudz’s water supply and @vape it with a rechargeable @Vape-Pen Emitter stolen from @Curationbros Enterprises.


THE @VAPE PEN EMITTER

Once @Unnamed insults his guests as they exit, all hell breaks loose at the @Curationbro’s Mansion. @Unnamed and @HighTimes engage in hand-to-hand combat with ninja's swords. @HighTimes, hell-bent on revenge for @Unnamed’s disrespect, gets the advantage and knocks him down to the marble-tiled floor where the @CryptoSmokers set the mansion ablaze with blowtorches certified by the @Cannaweedness CO2-Infused Butane Corporation.

A burning framing member falls on the @Cannabis Batman, leaving him for certain death, @HighTimes leaves to deploy his murderous plan.


@z3ll, "Master @Unnamed, you smoke mad weed, but can't lift a small piece of timber?"

However, the Family Bud-Tender @z3ll, rescues @Unnamed from the inferno just in the nick of time as the mansion sets the @Stickeybudz’ skyline blazing with red-hot flames so hot it melts shatter, a sign of total destruction.

Nonetheless, @Unnamed and @z3ll save their asses by getting into the elevator leading down to the safety of the @Cannabis Batcave as the mansion explodes from @Unnamed’s stockpile of CO2 and Nitrogen, housed in the first-floor cultivation observatory.

@Unnamed heals himself by visiting the alien @HD420 Bats in the belly of the cave and by smoking some highly genetically-altered @cannabis grown by @Luismy under classified psychedelic conditions and prepares himself for battle.

@Unnamed, ready to die for his love of @Stickeybudz City, fashions himself in his augmented ninja suit and smokes the Blue @Raziev, transporting the warrior back to his life or death test instructed by @Psyceratopsb, arrives at the “Narrows” section of @Stickeybudz to aid @Xen and his police force who are engaged in a fight with psychotic @stoner criminals that were set free from the @GreenLeaves Prison.

After saving @zpzn and disclosing his identity to her by repeating her own words to her, he leaves her ass standing right there and heads off to more important matters.


@zpzn, "Unnamed?"

@Unnamed asks @Xen if he knows how to drive a stick and gives him control of his prototype armored @Cannabis Batmobile to stop the out-of-control train that @HighTimes is using to transport the @vape to @Stickeybudz’s water supply.


@Xen,"This shit's insane!"

Meanwhile on the train, @Unnamed fights @HighTimes in a ninja’s battle-to-the-death.

@Unnamed gains the advantage and escapes as @Xen blows the tracks apart. The train and @HighTimes both fall high from the city’s skyline and explode, killing @HighTimes on impact.


@Unnamed, "However, I don't mind if the train resmokes you!"

Once shit settled down, the @Cannabis Batman becomes a public hero and a highly-recommended household strain. @Unnamed gains control of @Curationbro Enterprises and makes @FutureThinker the new CEO.

@WeedBoss takes his usual 420-walk in Rudex's park and goes to work where he is a little optimistic to see @FutureThinker talking to the board members about a highly advanced vape pen called the MICRON GG5 and discovers his ass just got shit-canned.


@FutureThinker, "What’s up bitch, you didn’t get the memo?"

Although @Unnamed is now recognized by the @Cannaweedness as an active witness for the city of @Stickeybudz, he fails to keep @zpzn who cannot live with the fact that he lives a double life and leaves his ass for a promising district attorney named Two-Face, @Acid.

@ACID AS HARVEY DENT (TWO-FACE)

@Xen, now a promoted lieutenant, develops a @cannabis LED Bat-Signal that signifies his need for help.

@Xen meets with @Unnamed and mentions a new threat about to be unleashed onto @Stickeybudz City. A crazy mad weed smoker named @D00k13 who calls himself the “JOKER” is red-flagging the entire smokie.io community and shows @Unnamed his calling card.


@Unnamed, " And see what’s smoking with this shit!"

@Unnamed promises @Xen to investigate the Joker as @Xen mentions that he never got the chance to thank the @Cannabis Batman.

@Unnamed replies by saying “thank the @Cannabis Gods that you never have to” and departs into the abyss of the Dark @Cannabis Knight.


END OF THE @CANNABIS BATMAN BEGINS

Please Stay Tuned for “THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT.”

If you missed the opening to the series, click the links below.

Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/4c2lqd-the-cannabis-batman-begins

Part 2: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/the-cannabis-batman-begins-part-2

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES, PICS, AND GIFS

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  3. https://www.gradesaver.com/batman-begins/study-guide/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com/gifs/search/batman+begins

  7. https://gifer.com/en/gifs/batman-begins

  8. https://forums.superherohype.com/threads/gifs-and-avis-thread.547981/

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Thanks, and I apologize ahead of time for your untimely death coming up in The Dark @Cannabis Knight! LOL