Batman Begins is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!
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Twenty years after the @CurationBros Murders, @Unnamed returns to a @Stickeybudz City that has fallen solely under the dictatorship of @Raz, the @cannabis crime boss and starts to plot a one-man war against his corrupt system. @Unnamed seeks the help of @zpzn who is now an assistant district attorney and @Xen the Police Detective of @Stickybudz City who consoled him as a young child after the double homicide of his parents.
@XEN AS JIM GORDON
Unnamed pays a visit to @Xen at his house in a disguise and holds a fake gun to his back. He informs the Detective that he is a good man and @Stickybudz's only cop that can be trusted. @Unnamed informs @Xen that @Stickybudz City has a new enforcer and @Raz must be put in prison for his crimes of extortion and government corruption. Before @Unnamed exits, @Xen asks him how to find him. @Unnamed tells him to look for his sign and disappears into the darkness.
After consulting with @z3ll who @Unnamed left everything to before disappearing for almost seven flowering seasons, informs @Unnamed that the current CEO of @Curationbros Enterprises, @WeedBoss is trying to buy the smoke coins required to take control of his late father's business. @Unnamed takes a hot shower, shaves his beard off, puts on a fresh suit, smokes a spliff, and heads to @Curationbro Enterprises where he walks into the board room unannounced.
@WEEDBOSS AS RICHARD EARLE
@Unnamed, "Do I look dead to you?"
After making his presence known, @Unnamed tells @WeedBoss that he is looking for a job in advanced science. @WeedBoss has no problem with @Unnamed's request and sends him to the basement where top-secret prototypes of advanced cultivation equipment and weapons are being stored. @Unnamed is introduced to a former board member @FutureThinker, who has been demoted to a desk job.
@FUTURETHINKER AS LUCAS FOX
@FutureThinker gives @Unnamed a tour of the facilities in the basement and explains the reasons behind the specialized equipment and tactical assault gear. He explains that it was developed for the military, but officials deemed this technology too dangerous in the wrong hands if it should become compromised; therefore, it's his job to watch it collect dust. @FutureThinker shows @Unnamed a highly-advanced experimental armored suit and prototype armored car.
@FutureThinker gives the keys to @Unnamed, and he takes a massive bong hit of White Walker Kush and drives like a @cannabis batman from hell around the indoor testing track.
@Unnamed, "Does this bitch come in black?"
@Unnamed takes both the armored car and suit and goes to the basement of his father's mansion and augments the suit with his ninja gear from the @CryptoSmokers. He fashions a special cape that has advanced THC-infused molecules and nanotechnology that works as a rudimentary hang glider into his new armor and paints it black.
@Unnamed goes to the grinder and gets to work making a new ninja's throwing star and his signature calling card.
During his first night as the @Cannabis Batman, @Unnamed disrupts a drug shipment by @Raz and leaves the @cannabis crime boss tied to an HPS searchlight, making a makeshift @Cannabis Bat-Signal in the sky that everyone in @Stickeybudz City sees.
@Unnamed, "Beg, Like a Dog!"
@Unnamed leaves @Raz tied like a dog and looks for more villains where he stops an assassination attempt on @zpzn, leaving her with much-needed evidence against a judge who's in Raz's pocket. While investigating the bizarre shipment of drugs, @Unnamed is shocked to meet Dr. @JackDub, an unusual character who wears a weaved @cannabis branch hat that pulls down over his face into a mask that he sprays with hallucinogens and calls himself Scarecrow.
@JACKDUB AS THE SCARECROW
THE CANNABIS BATMAN PART 2
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END OF PART TWO
Part 1: https://smoke.io/offtopic/@groot/4c2lqd-the-cannabis-batman-begins
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