CANNABIS STAR WARS: A NEW DOPE

2 months ago


CANNABIS


A NEW DOPE

The opening crawl to Star Wars is a 1977 production of George Lucas Films and is being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and all things fucked-up are products of George Lucas, Megadeath's lyrics, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTURE & AUDIO BOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

FOR THE ULTIMATE @GROOT-EXPERIENCE PRESS PLAY AND READ:

BEST WHILST LOUD AND WICKED STONED!

Please pause and wait here until the music & lyrics start...


EPISODE IV: OPENING CRAWL

You take a mortal man...


And put him in cannabis warfare control...


Watch him become a Blunt Smoking God...


As rebel spaceships are striking...


Watch people's heads a'roll over a new dope...


A' ROLL...




A' ROLL...




JUST LIKE THE RED EYED PIPER...




CANNABIS WARFARE RULES HOTH'S FROZEN STREETS...




THEY FOUGHT LIKE BRAVE MARIONETTES...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION...




PAUSE...




ACTING LIKE A ROBOT...




ITS METAL BRAIN CORRODES...




YOU TRY TO TAKE ITS PULSE...




BEFORE THE HEAD EXPLODES...




EXPLODES...




EXPLODES...




PAUSE...




JUST LIKE THE RED EYED PIPER...




CANNABIS WARFARE RULES HOTH'S FROZEN STREETS...




THEY FOUGHT LIKE BRAVE MARIONETTES...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY...

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JUST LIKE THE RED EYED PIPER...




CANNABIS WARFARE RULES HOTH'S FROZEN STREETS...




THEY FOUGHT LIKE BRAVE MARIONETTES...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION...




Against the insidious Galactic Empire...


From a secret base - are victorious...


Rebel spies steal a dead ghost's bong...


With capabilities of TCH galatic destruction...


They plan to blow up the highly advanced weapon...


With enough stoneability to wipe out the human race...


Hunted by the Empire's evil agents...


The Princess races home abord her starship..


Sole custodian of the stolen plans...


She believes can restore order to her people for safe cannabis consumption...


And coupled by powers of the Jedi to live in freedom...



PAUSE...




THE WOOKIEE STARTS TO RUMBLE...




GALACTIC POWERS FALL...



A'WARRING FOR THE HEAVENS...




A NEW DOPE RULES THEM ALL...




THEM ALL...




THEM ALL...




JUST LIKE THE RED EYED PIPER...




CANNABIS WARFARE RULES HOTH'S FROZEN STREETS...




THEY FOUGHT LIKE BRAVE MARIONETTES...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY...




JUST LIKE THE RED EYED PIPER...




CANNABIS WARFARE RULES HOTH'S FROZEN STREETS...




THEY FOUGHT LIKE BRAVE MARIONETTES...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY...




SWAYING TO THE SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION...


THE END

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

SOURCES & GIFS

  1. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/plotsummary

  2. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Wars:_Episode_IV_A_New_Hope

  3. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_(film)

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com

  7. https://gifer.com

  8. https://tenor.com

  9. https://youtube.com

  10. Original music and lyrics by MegaDeath

#A-NEW-DOPE



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I really enjoyed this on my lunch today 👌 was totally bobbing my head 👍

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Sweet, I'm glad you liked it! Not sure when the next one will be out? LOL So busy, and life has thrown a few curve balls at me, I just don't have much time to get on here anymore, but thanks bro! :D

I see @Darian is still wishing his mother would have swallowed him! LOL

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Yea dude same here, life has become full again which is nice 👍 I keep my eyes open for your posts 😉

Yea the D-man has been a real nuisance as of late 🤦‍♂️

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Is that what you call dick? Lunch? LOL. I bet you were bobbing your head alright. LMFAO. Bobbing it on wannabe groot's baby nub branch, I bet. X-D