THE CANNABIS BATMAN BEGINS

3 months ago


THE CANNABIS

Batman Begins is a production of DC Comics and Warner Bros, and it's being rewritten by @Groot exclusively for the smoke.io community as a work of fiction. All characters, incidents, places, and names are products of actual smoke.io community members, DC Comics, Warner Bros, and @Groot's stoned, storytelling imagination. Any similarities to locales and events are entirely fictitious and for smoke.io-entertainment purposes only!


GIF-PICTUREBOOKS BY @GROOT ©2020

I AM @GROOT

SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER


THE CANNABIS BATMAN BEGINS


A young @CurationBro descendent at the age of eight, @Unnamed courts his future childhood love @zpzn in the botanical @cannabis gardens behind his father's mansion where he goes exploring on his own, leaving young @zpzn wondering where he went. On the other side of a Grand Daddy Purple @cannabis tree, @Unnamed falls down a forgotten about well where he is swarmed by a myth that best remains a secret.

@UNNAMED AS THE @CANNABIS BATMAN


@Unnamed, "I hate rabbits, especially their holes as well as stuffed, cuddly imitations!"

@ZPZN AS RACHEL DAWES

@Unnamed is rescued by his father @RealKiki85 who extends his hand and asks @Unnamed, "why do we fall?" However grateful to be alive, young @Unnamed is left with the fear of cannabinoid alien bats called @HD420 from the red planet @BGW.

While attending the annual @cannabis harvest of Mefistofele, @Unnamed is frightened by the alien bat-like demons in the performance and as he closes his eyes, he is transported to his future superhuman-like self and embraces their dark and mysterious presence.

@Unnamed and his parents exit the harvest ceremony into the back alleys of @Stickeybudz where they are held at gunpoint by an armed thug known as @Grahamsvorten who shoots and kills his parents with the newest iPhone Laser Gun loaded with fatal rounds of high-intensity macro-shots.

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@Unnamed is left scarred and mentally disturbed by the traumatic event. The family BudTender @z3ll, raises @Unnamed as his own in the absence of his murdered parents.

@z3ll AS ALFRED PENNYWORTH

When @Unnamed becomes a seasoned smoker, he returns home to @Stickybudz City from the Smoke.io University, intent on killing @Grahamsvorten, whose prison sentence is being suspended in exchange for his testimony against the @cannabis crime boss @Raz. @Grahamsvorten is assassinated by one of @Raz's henchmen, depriving @Unnamed of his opportunity.

When @Unnamed tells @zpzn about his botched plans to kill @Grahamsvorten, @zpzn becomes angry and slaps him across the face while lecturing @Unnamed about the difference between revenge and justice.


@zpzn, "It's not about what's inside of you, it's your actions that define you - dumbass!"

Understanding that @zpzn is right, he decides to confront @Raz himself while he eats his dinner, but the @cannabis crime boss disrespects @Unnamed telling him that he is nobody and he should be begging like a dog for his mercy. @Raz instructs his thugs to beat up @Unnamed, and they put the knuckles to @Unnamed and toss him out the back door.

@RAZ AS CARMINE FALCONE

After his defeat, he understands that he is not like his father @RealKiki85, a wealthy cultivator and the former CEO of @CurationBros Enterprises. @Unnamed abandons his worry-free life at home as well as his adoptive father @z3ll, stowing away on an international cargo ship run by the Sinaloa Cartel and travels the 420 High-Seas for almost seven flowering seasons.

@Unnamed is arrested at a loading dock during an illegal business transaction by the Bhutanese Government and thrown into the unescapable @GreenLeaves Prison for ironically stealing dab rigs that belong to @CurationBro Enterprises. @Unnamed is forced to learn the prisoner's rules, and he is quickly challenged by a lifer named @ErodedThoughts.

@ERODEDTHOUGHTS

After a gruesome prison brawl that he wins, he is separated from the other inmates who are laying in the mud, busted up and bleeding as the guards fire their guns and take him away for the other inmate's safety rather than his own.

@Unnamed is thrown into a dark and dirty isolation cell as a mysterious figure walks out from the shadows. He identifies himself as @HighTimes and that he represents the Existence Observer, @Psyceratopsb. @HighTimes checks @Unnamed's intention and purpose for life, and he invites him to join an elite group of ninjas known as the @CryptoSmokers, under the leadership of @Psyceratopsb.

@HIGHTIMES AS HENRI DUCARD

@PSYCERATOPSB AS RA'S AL GHUL

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@Unnamed is released back into the general population and is furnished with the best prison weed and amenities by the other inmates who now fear his fighting abilities. @Unnamed decides to leave his new prison status behind and devises a plan to escape @GreenLeaves.

He scales the dangerous walls leading up to the only way out of the prison and as instructed by @HighTimes, he finds a ride to @BluntSmoker's Mountain and picks a rare @cannabis flower known as the Blue @Raziev.

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@Unnamed climbs to the top of @Bluntsmoker's Mountain where he finds @HighTimes, hands him the Blue @Raziev and undergoes his intense ninja combat training.

During his training, @Unnamed overcomes his fear of the alien bats @HD420 with the help of the Blue @Raziev, but he soon discovers that he will be forced to lead the @CryptoSmokers in its fight to restore order to the City of @Stickeybudz by creating havoc and murder.

@HighTimes teaches @Unnamed how to become an efficient, stealth killer with advanced ninja skills who can see many moves ahead of his opponents.

@HighTimes is too strong for @Unnamed and easily defeats all of his attacks.


@HighTimes, "Your father is the reason why your parents are dead!"

@Unnamed is subjected to a series of trials before he's given his final test. He savors the sweet aroma of the @cannabis and breathes in the smoke of the Blue @Raziev.

@HighTimes steps back, disappears and hides amongst the group of Ninjas.

As the Blue @Raziev takes hold of @Unnamed, he starts to hallucinate, making his test that much more difficult.

Just as @Hightimes thinks he has outsmarted his student, @Unnamed sneaks up behind him and holds a blade against the back of his neck.


@Unnamed, "You taught me well, my teacher."

From the balcony above, @Psyceratopsb applauses @Unnamed and deems him fit to lead the @CryptoSmokers into battle, but he must first kill a man who has not yet been tried for his crimes.

@Unnamed refuses his command and flicks a lit spliff off the ground with the tip of his sword into the loft above containing dried @cannabis and explosives.

@Unnamed knocks out @HighTimes and gets into a sword fight with @Psyceratopsb and kills him. He escapes the burning structure with @HighTimes and loses him down a snowy mountain slope, but he goes after his teacher and saves his life before he falls over the edge to his death. @Unnamed carries an unconscious @HighTimes through @BluntSmoker's wastelands and leaves his trainer at a nearby village.


END OF PART ONE

Please Stay Tuned for Part Two.

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

Note from @Groot, "The first post of "The @Cannabis Batman Begins" was posted during the technical problems we just experienced and was all messed up. If you voted on that post, I encourage you to remove your votes."

SOURCES, PICS, AND GIFS

  1. https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/batman-begins-2005

  2. https://www.comicsbeat.com/the-alcott-analysis-batman-begins/

  3. https://www.gradesaver.com/batman-begins/study-guide/summary

  4. https://makeagif.com

  5. https://giphy.com

  6. https://gfycat.com/gifs/search/batman+begins

  7. https://gifer.com/en/gifs/batman-begins

  8. https://forums.superherohype.com/threads/gifs-and-avis-thread.547981/

  9. https://pixabay.com

  10. https://google.com

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Didnt expect iphone laser guns, wow dude.

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With high-intensity macro shots! LOL Thanks:D

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Thank You!

wow good! :)) 👍

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Thank you!!

Can’t wait to see my role in the upcoming episode 😁

I think having read so many of your works now it has begun to influence my freewrite’s ... found myself following your style kinda on a recent post 😅 mimicry is the most sincere form of flattery ❤️

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LOL