Know any good weed/stoner jokes?

6 months ago


I write sketch and standup comedy, and I was talking with a fellow jokester friend this morning that we've never really heard a good "marijuana joke." You know, just a normal-crafted joke that appeals to the cannabis user... we couldn't think of one.

There's definitely stoner humor, stoner movies, and stoner stand up comedians. Doug Benson has plenty of weed-joke-stories...

but none seem to be crafted like a "joke" (PS: if you google weed jokes you get items that I wouldn't even consider a joke... they're like bullshit you'd find in a bazooka joe comic.)

Know any good stoner jokes or puns? I'm sure there's gotta be something with "double-jointed"

#jokes #humor #funny #haha #stonerhumor

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