I write sketch and standup comedy, and I was talking with a fellow jokester friend this morning that we've never really heard a good "marijuana joke." You know, just a normal-crafted joke that appeals to the cannabis user... we couldn't think of one.
There's definitely stoner humor, stoner movies, and stoner stand up comedians. Doug Benson has plenty of weed-joke-stories...
but none seem to be crafted like a "joke" (PS: if you google weed jokes you get items that I wouldn't even consider a joke... they're like bullshit you'd find in a bazooka joe comic.)
Know any good stoner jokes or puns? I'm sure there's gotta be something with "double-jointed"
Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
I created this one....
Knock knock....
Who’s there ?
Kush
Kush who ?
Gesundheit !
1914, from German Gesundheit , literally "health!" Also in toast auf ihre Gesundheit "to your health" (see sound (adj.)). Lithuanian aciu , echoic of the sound of a sneeze, has come to mean "good luck, God bless you."
Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip? A: Because pot holder was taken
Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!
Kind of like your picture...
I smoke a little pot a lot...
Chief Smokempotalotumus of the tokalottapottami tribe...
I believe humor is very important aspect of life. Maybe that's why I love weed so much. It makes me feel funny.