In Nigeria movies, a poor boy always meets a rich man's daughter by the road side, fixing her car, and later they fall in love.
I have been standing by the road side for weeks now, and all the cars refused to spoil. Mtcheeew
Guys don't worry if you haven't gotten 100% in class don't worry you will get it when charging your phone.
Others: wow it's expensive, I can't afford it.
Nigerians: I will come back first thing tomorrow morning. Disappears
Nigerians be like I'm not fine, please send me airtime. When did airtime become medicinal? Y'all better change. I don't like what I hate.