GROWING AGGRESSIVE AND JUSTICE FOR BABY @GROOT: FEDERAL PRISON OR BUST BITCHES!

5 months ago


@GROOT'S GROWING AGGRESSIVE WITH PH-PERFECT® TECHNOLOGY


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BY ADVANCED NUTRIENTS

I AM @GROOT


SMOKE.IO'S FIRST MAD-LIB WRITER

FOR THE ULTIMATE @GROOT-EXPERIENCE PRESS PLAY AND READ:

...AND BABY @GROOT!

Since Baby @Groot can only say three words: "I Am @Groot," it leaves him vulnerable to recent threats; therefore, @Writer43, who is an ancient Anglo-Saxon White Widow Ent from Middle @Cannabis Earth turned Guardian of the @Cannabis Galaxy and as Baby @Groot's creator and father, will be narrating on behalf of his young clone today.

I AM @GROOT

Apparently, Baby @Groot has discovered from one of his fans that @Darian disputes his abilities to write high-quality @cannabis articles and also reported him to the FBI, DMCA, and IC3 for copyright infringements for writing original @cannabis parodies for the smoke.io community.


FEDERAL PRISON OR BUST BITCHES!

@FBI Principal Wartz, "Without mentioning Hong Kong in your @cannabis stories!"

Both Baby @Groot and @Writer43 have muted @Darian and sent him through a wormhole to a distant @cannabis galaxy far away, but not before the FBI Principle of @Cannabis Fiction Crime Stories hauled him into his office for wasting his time.

SO BABY @GROOT CALLED HIS LAWYER WITH THE BIG GUN


@JOESMOKE AS ROCKET

@JoeSmoke, "I hate rats, and as Baby @Groot's attorney, my client enters a plea of not guilty. Also, I'm presenting my client's grow-log and witness list into evidence, your high honor."

@JACKDUB AS THE SCARECROW & HIGH HONOR

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ALL RISE THE @CANNABIS HIGH COURT BY EXILE IS NOW IN SESSION!

@RELAYLOGIX AS THE SMOKE LORD


WITNESS #1: MICRONUTRIENTS 5-0-1

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Baby @Groot gets aggressive with micronutrients from 5ml/gal to 7.5ml/gal for weeks 4-6 of the flowering cycle; however, we are being interrupted with a live broadcast from Trevor Noah!

Trevor Noah, " @Darain, Smoke.io's Most Hated Smoker? You'z a straight-up bitch! Even @Stoner, the founding Budfather of smoke likes Baby @Groot, mutha-fucker! Let's roll this shit!"

@SNOPP-DOGG


@Snoop-Dogg, "Snitchin on Baby @Groot aint bitchin homie!"

Micro is rich in nitrogen (N) and is represented by the first number in the PH-Scale (5)-0-1. This is an important number and time in the development of the buds because one only has so much time to feed them before the flushing cycle starts and the feds come to take Baby @Groot away for writing bitchin @cannabis-related parodies.

Therefore, Baby @Groot must grow aggressive and finish flowering the F1 Sour Diesel before the gavel falls on the injustice for all stoned, creative writers protected under their First Amendment Right!

I AM @GROOT


WEEK 4 OF FLOWER

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Micronutrients are important for both crop and flower development. While 5ml/gal is the recommended micro/water ratio, during week's 4-6 of flowering, @Groot increases this ratio to 7.5ml/gal. Even though the plant's demand for micronutrients are small in comparison to other nutrients during the flowering cycle, this slight increase can affect the overall size of your nugs.

MICRONUTRIENTS ARE BACKED BY SCIENCE,


CALL THE NEXT WITNESS TO THE STAND!


WITNESS #2: GROW 2-1-6

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Grow is rich in potassium (K), which is represented by the third number in the group 2-1-(6). Potassium is a key nutrient throughout the vegetative stages of a cannabis plant's development, and it's also responsible for the opening/closing of the stomata, an enzyme that regulates the intake of CO2.

Advanced Nutrient's recommendation for this 3-part PH-Perfect® Balance system is 5ml/gal throughout the cannabis plant's vegetative and flowering cycle. @Groot is no expert, but his growing experience disputes the manufacturer's claims. Since potassium promotes new growth, @Groot uses 7.5ml/gal for the vegetative stage and 2.5ml/gal for the flowing stage because this nutrient becomes less important during week's 4-6 of the flowering stage.

GROW IS GOOD SHIT,


THE HIGH COURT CALLS THE NEXT WITNESS TO THE STAND!


WITNESS #3: BLOOM 0-5-4

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Bloom is rich in phosphate and the second number in the PH-scale 0-(5)-4 and is important for flower production. This part of the photosynthesis process involves the formation of starches, sugars, and oils and transforms solar energy into chemical energy. It is oftentimes extracted from superphosphate, fertilizer, and bone meal.

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Baby @Groot does just the opposite with Bloom as he does with Grow. He uses 2.5ml/gal for the vegetative cycle and 7.5m/gal for weeks 4-6 of the flowering stage. Since phosphorus (P) is known for promoting rapid growth and encourages blooming, @Groot gets aggressive with this shit!

THE HIGH COURT NEEDS A SMOKE BREAK


AND TAKE BABY @GROOT TO MY SMOKE CHAMBERS HE GROWS GOOD WEED!

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@GROOT NEEDS TO FINISH THIS GROW BEFORE THE MIB HAUL HIM AWAY!


@MIB, " @Groot, you're under arrest for harboring a secret weapon!"


WITNESS #4: BUDCANDY 0-5-4

Bud Candy by Advanced Nutrients promotes carbohydrates that shock your buds and make them swell, which also makes your nugs sweeter and more dense. This is @Groot's secret weapon for growing large space nugs that even @Offgrid would be proud to smoke. The recommended dosage is 5ml/gal; however, a healthy @cannabis plant can handle 10ml/gal for weeks 4-6 of the flowering phase before it is weaned off it during week 7.

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@GROOT'S OTHER WITNESSES ALSO INCLUDE:


WITNESS #5: CAL-MAG PLUS

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WITNESS #6: FLORALICIOUS PLUS

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WITNESS #7: KOOLBLOOM

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WITNESS #8: MAXIBLOOM

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THE HIGH COURT IN THE CASE OF @DARIAN VS @GROOT


BABY @GROOT IS FOUND NOT GUILTY!


BABY @GROOT IS INNOCENT BITCHES!


AND HE CAN WRITE HIGH-QUALITY @CANNABIS ARTICLES!


NOW FOR THE HIGH COURT'S NEXT CASE: EXHILE OR DEATH TO @DARIAN


IN CHAPTER 3 OF THE DARK @CANNABIS KNIGHT RISES?

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@DARIAN


...AND JUSTICE FOR BABY @GROOT! [email protected]


THERE'S ONLY ONE BABY @GROOT!

SOURCES:

  1. https://makeagif.com
  2. https://giphy.com
  3. https://gfycat.com
  4. https://gifer.com
  5. https://tenor.com
  6. https://youtube.com
  7. Original music by Metallica

#FREEGROOT



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Another great story @groot 😊 you quickly become one of my favorites 💚

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Thanks @cannabis, I thought it was rather clever myself! LOL

@Groot is a medically-licensed cardholder who has a right to grow cannabis and a right to express his creativity by writing cannabis-related stories. Get lost @Darian for real and stay off @Writer43 and @Groot's page, even this story is all in fun. At your expense that is:D

How can I get my hands on those products I am in South Africa .

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You can buy them on Amazon or eBay:D

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You sound like that maelstrohmblack guy. Rambling nonsense on your meth fueled rant. LOL! Glad to see you think it's all fun and games. I'm sure you'll be greeted in the near future with some unpleasant news. ;-) Don't worry, might take them a lil bit, but they've already accepted the case and have assigned agents to it. I'm staying sure to keep in touch with them and follow up about this. They agree the law is being broken, so they're not going to just let it slide. :-))) I can't wait until your pathetic ass gets put in your place. :-D I'm fucking excited!