Funny Cannabis Strain Names You Gotta Try Once!

8 months ago

Anyone who smokes weed on a regular basis can appreciate a good strain that makes you laugh, but what about some of the funny cannabis strain names attached to them?

Some are downright ridiculous just like Snoop Dogg grinding his “Purple Monkey Balls” in his grinder, so he can take a hit off his Gpen while Martha Stewart gives him the "bedroom eyes" while she's baking a cake for him.

As ridiculous as that might sound, there is some truth to that for those who don’t know; therefore, the same can be said about the funniest cannabis strain names.

If that made you laugh, you’re going to love the top six funniest cannabis strain names on earth listed below. Without further ado, let’s Blaze one up and get to it.

1. Chemdawg

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Chemdawg sounds like the name of a dog that survived a nuclear fallout or one who eats all of your dabs?

Don’t laugh, it’s been known to happen.

Chemdawg is actually a very potent hybrid that’s packed with THC that can morph into new dimensions of laughter, which is perfect for chilling because it has an artistic and social energy in its DNA.

2. Church OG

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The first thing that comes to mind when you hear some of the funny cannabis strain names likes Church OG is Oh God, you smoked some weed and went to church?

Now, who in their right mind would do that?

It’s alright if you’re guilty, you’re not alone. Smoking Church OG is probably one of the last things you want to do before you go to church.

Church OG is a heavy Indica strain that will have you praying to God for the service end.

3. Girl Scout Cookies

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Forget about the days of Girl Scouts showing up at your door with a box of Samoas or Thin Mints.

Girl Scout Cookies is one of the most misleading and funniest cannabis strain names out there.

It’s a hybrid strain that is 60 percent Indica and 40 percent Sativa that will knock you on your ass. Its lineage comes from the very potent strains of Durban Poison and OG Kush.

If you haven’t tried this strain, it’s as good as the trademark name.

4. Purple Urkle

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What the hell is Purple Urkle? It’s possible to imagine Steve Urkle dressed in drag sporting a purple satin corset? On the other hand, that’s a bad mental picture.

Purple Urkle is a California strain that is derived from Mendo Purps with a blend of berry, skunk, and fresh grapes.

Hence, the name Purple Urkle and not Steve Urkle getting choked out by some diva who weighs less than him; however, that scenario is highly possible.

In all reality, this is a heavy Indica strain that works well for those who suffer from insomnia.

5. Alaskan Thunderfuck

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Right away, this name says this is some stuff you have to try.

One can only imagine watching an Aurora on the frozen tundra of Alaskan soil while smoking one of the dankest and funniest cannabis strain names like Alaskan Thunderfuck?

What’s next, a big lightning bolt comes out of the sky and the ground shakes?

Hell yeah, this Sativa dominant strain comes from a complicated genetic history.

Its origins originate from Alaska’s Matanuska Valley, and it’s crossed with Russian ruderalis, a Northern California unnamed strain, and Afghani Indica Landrace. This unique strain does have a funny name; however, Alaskan Thunderfuck is no joke.

If grown right, it has has a potential of 27 percent THC, and if “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC got your blood pumping, Alaskan Thunderfuck will do exactly what it says it does!

6. Purple Monkey Balls

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Purple Monkey Balls,is defiantly one of the funniest cannabis strain names out there and concludes this entertaining list of the top six funniest cannabis strain names.

Purple Monkey Balls could be a genetic disorder that Snoop Dogg might have after a night at Martha Stewart’s chalet; however, that is not the case at all.

Purple Monkey Balls, is in fact, a high-quality Northern California Indica dominant strain with Grand Daddy Purple roots mixed with some Afghanistan and Mendo Purps that will leave you feeling euphoric and elated that you had the balls to try this stuff in the first place.

When it comes to the funniest cannabis strain names on earth, the name might sound like a joke; however, the quality of the high is no laughing matter.

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Right now there is a strain called “Stinky Mkpinky” in the shop I work at.

Everyone laughs when asking for it.


Sounds like one of those wierd sex acts like the alabama hot pocket

I like Girl Scout Cookies because it has a sweet, spicy taste which belies its sheer power.
Thanks for Sharing.
Have a great Sunday.

Purple Monkey Balls)))
Haha! That's funny

I have tried Church OG and I must say when I Smoke this I will be knocked out quickly and feel so floating and relaxed, and also I have never went to church after smoking this , lol. I have done the Girl Scout cookie as well and they give a kickass highs and I agree about the misleading name, lol.

I gotta try rest of them hopefully sometime in future! Thanks for sharing these :)

With 💕,

Alaskan Thunderfuck ??? is that even a strain name ? lmao

Purple Monkey Balls is new to me. I hear great stuff about Girl Scout Cookies and ChemDawg

They look so delicious that I would eat them.)

Girl Scout Cookies! wao

I have had the Alaskan Thunderfuck and what I smoked from here was thunder! We usually call it ATF around here , just don't go in a shop and say you got ATF lol

Church OG for a real enlightenment! xD

In my hometown, some called Cimeng

Amazing Alaskan Thunderfuck ! Seems it can poison you if you try to touch it

Ha ha -- those are awesome. I have only tried Girls Scout Cookies.... 28 % THC

Right now I can admit to never having tried any of these! But ... I want them all!!
Dang @plug wondering where you’d got to then dropping 2 with a great entertainer like this post, like it ;]

Funny names and good pictures. I want to smoke it all.

The names are good that sounds funny. You have a great choice of their name.

We have a strain going around called sex pot lol

Purple Monkey Balls.HAHAHAHAH.
I bet there are a ton of other funny names but who can know them all.

BTW Girl Scout Cookies looks SO GOOD
Has anyone here every tried this strain?

hahaha, i wish i could upsmoke more than 100 %, this was too funny.

Hahaha, nice post dude you made my rainy day!
And put a drop in my ear for some new strains to try!
Alaskan Thunderfuck is first on a list followed by a Girl Scout Cookies!
This is even for a resmoke!
Smoke on brother!


I haven't seen or smoked Alaskan Thunderfuck around in ages, was every where back in the day which was the 80's early 90's.


Would like to get fcked by a thunder xD

Got one to add to the list... Cheesy Dick

def tried these! Gotta love the ATF!!! haha Great post mate! keep it up!